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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2010, 10:13:20 AM »
Definitely. Sack him!

Anyway, Secret Santa, you may be surprised to hear I have always refused to join in at the office.

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2010, 10:17:46 AM »
I've never worked anywhere that did Secret Santa... not that they told me about anyway...  rubschin:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2010, 10:18:33 AM »
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2010, 10:19:34 AM »
I've never worked anywhere that did Secret Santa... not that they told me about anyway...  rubschin:

Me neither. sad32:  I feel I have missed out on so much in life. noooo:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2010, 10:21:11 AM »
I've never worked anywhere that did Secret Santa... not that they told me about anyway...  rubschin:

Me neither. sad32:  I feel I have missed out on so much in life. noooo:

We are above silly Santa games Miss C....  cloud9:
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2010, 10:22:20 AM »
You can all share in mine ..I have to buy for a bloke ...I just don't know what to get that will be suitably offensive  happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2010, 10:27:31 AM »
Mega strong deodorant?
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2010, 10:48:25 AM »
I've never worked anywhere that did Secret Santa... not that they told me about anyway...  rubschin:

Me neither. sad32:  I feel I have missed out on so much in life. noooo:

We are above silly Santa games Miss C....  cloud9:

Quite so BM.  Miss D is being very kind and offering to share hers.  I may have to fight you for the out of date box of Malteasers.

Miss D is a 'penis enlarger' suitably offensive?
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2010, 10:49:51 AM »
Socks again Miss C  ;)
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2010, 10:50:54 AM »
Definitely. Sack him!

Anyway, Secret Santa, you may be surprised to hear I have always refused to join in at the office.


No surprise to me ~ I was the same
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2010, 10:54:20 AM »
I've never worked anywhere that did Secret Santa... not that they told me about anyway...  rubschin:

Me neither. sad32:  I feel I have missed out on so much in life. noooo:

We are above silly Santa games Miss C....  cloud9:

Quite so BM.  Miss D is being very kind and offering to share hers.  I may have to fight you for the out of date box of Malteasers.



We'll share them...  ;)
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2010, 10:56:29 AM »
I've never worked anywhere that did Secret Santa... not that they told me about anyway...  rubschin:

Me neither. sad32:  I feel I have missed out on so much in life. noooo:

We are above silly Santa games Miss C....  cloud9:

Quite so BM.  Miss D is being very kind and offering to share hers.  I may have to fight you for the out of date box of Malteasers.



We'll share them...  ;)


Like the bottle of Ardbeg then  ::)
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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2010, 10:58:15 AM »
I've never worked anywhere that did Secret Santa... not that they told me about anyway...  rubschin:

Me neither. sad32:  I feel I have missed out on so much in life. noooo:

We are above silly Santa games Miss C....  cloud9:

Quite so BM.  Miss D is being very kind and offering to share hers.  I may have to fight you for the out of date box of Malteasers.



We'll share them...  ;)


Like the bottle of Ardbeg then  ::)

Ow! That stings!  redface:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Secret Santa
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2010, 11:54:39 AM »
I've never worked anywhere that did Secret Santa... not that they told me about anyway...  rubschin:

Me neither. sad32:  I feel I have missed out on so much in life. noooo:

We are above silly Santa games Miss C....  cloud9:

Quite so BM.  Miss D is being very kind and offering to share hers.  I may have to fight you for the out of date box of Malteasers.



We'll share them...  ;)


Like the bottle of Ardbeg then  ::)

Ow! That stings!  redface:

You were supposed to drink it not put it on your shaving cuts. noooo:  Sophisticated my arse. eveilgrin:
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Re: Secret Satan
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2010, 12:08:27 PM »
I always liked the idea of being Secret Satan, wandering round prodding folk with my trident.  whistle:
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