Well thanks very much for placing a massive message up for us on your expensive electronic road side road traffic information board to warn us that it's windy. I didn't realise that.
I thought me van was being tossed around due to excessive amounts of beans on toast for me dinner like.

Oh, and also telling us all to take
EXTRA care, and there was me considering being reckless too.

Why do these condescending bastards treat us all like complete and utterly thick prick brain dead dick 'ed'd arse 'oles ey, WHY?
