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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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« on: October 21, 2010, 08:18:13 PM »
My Missus says I'm immature, and we should set aside a day so that we can talk....!

Like that's gonna happen in the middle of the conker season.
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Re: Silly
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 08:25:48 PM »
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Re: Silly
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 08:32:20 PM »
The clue was in the subject heading...  ::)

Went to the shop ealier on, and some bloke tried to attack me with some milk and cheese... thought 'how dairy'.
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Re: Silly
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 08:34:04 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 21, 2010, 08:32:20 PM
The clue was in the subject heading...  ::)

Went to the shop ealier on, and some blike tried to attack me with some milk and cheese... thought 'how dairy'.

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Re: Silly
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2010, 03:35:46 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 21, 2010, 08:18:13 PM
My Missus says I'm immature, and we should set aside a day so that we can talk....!

Like that's gonna happen in the middle of the conker season.

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Re: Silly
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2010, 10:49:58 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 21, 2010, 08:32:20 PM
The clue was in the subject heading...  ::)

Went to the shop ealier on, and some bloke tried to attack me with some milk and cheese... thought 'how dairy'.


thats not mature.....
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Re: Silly
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2010, 04:33:38 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 23, 2010, 10:49:58 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 21, 2010, 08:32:20 PM
The clue was in the subject heading...  ::)

Went to the shop ealier on, and some bloke tried to attack me with some milk and cheese... thought 'how dairy'.


thats not mature.....

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Re: Silly
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 08:48:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 23, 2010, 10:49:58 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on October 21, 2010, 08:32:20 PM
The clue was in the subject heading...  ::)

Went to the shop ealier on, and some bloke tried to attack me with some milk and cheese... thought 'how dairy'.


thats not mature.....


stop trying to milk the thread
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Re: Silly
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 11:40:46 PM »
I'm told that the local muslim opticians has closed down

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Re: Silly
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2010, 09:32:20 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 18, 2010, 11:40:46 PM
I'm told that the local muslim opticians has closed down

Asif Eydcare



Next to the 'Hoo Giva Frying' Chinese chip shop.
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Re: Silly
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2010, 08:27:13 PM »
Ahhh, the Chinese DS ...  rubschin:

Now I know it's childish and silly to mock the Chinese when they try their hand at speaking English but...

I was in the restaurant for breakfast and offered the waiter my breakfast voucher (20% discount) and he asked me to do something:

"Prease light name and loom number on back, OK?"

Of course, said I. I couldn't remember my room number ...  eeek:

"Ahh ... no ploblem. Take rift to robby and check loom number?"

So, with teeth gripped and suppressing the giggles I took rift to robby to check my loom number...  shutup:

I managed to remember the room number and came back the restaurant to confirm the details. All was fine, the voucher handed over, the waiter smiled and said:

"Excerrent, prease correct what you rike for bleakfast and enjoy!  Happy horiday on Hong Kong prease!"

 shutup: shutup:   This then went on all day ...  lol:
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Re: Silly
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2010, 08:34:29 PM »
I went to a Chinese restaurant in Beijing expecting the most awesome meal...  cloud9:

'Cept we couldn't communicate in any way other than sign language...  redface:

My colleague clucked and waved his arms for chicken and I mooooood and showed horns for beef....  redface: redface: redface:

Sure enough, he got a piece of fried chicken and I got a piece of fried beef... while the next table enjoyed the most amazing spread...  noooo:

We went to McDonald's the next day....  lol:

 
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Re: Silly
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2010, 07:11:01 AM »
Ordered a chinese take away last night when he arrived he asked for £20 quid , then I asked him do you know the name of that Jordans kid?  he replies Harvey price ...................

so I gave him a tenner ............
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Re: Silly
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2010, 07:18:12 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 21, 2010, 07:11:01 AM
Ordered a chinese take away last night when he arrived he asked for £20 quid , then I asked him do you know the name of that Jordans kid?  he replies Harvey price ...................

so I gave him a tenner ............

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Re: Silly
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2010, 01:09:55 PM »
I got stopped by a policeman last night. He said, "Where were you between 5 and 7?"

I said, "Infants school, you idiot."
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