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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #210 on: July 27, 2007, 09:02:48 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 26, 2007, 10:51:56 PM
Read the thread and you'll possibly still be able to see our dear departed RAMBOS' empty home. He trod on that hay that you see.
 It's probably still warm ffs.........sorry, I'm fillin' up again... sad24: sad32:

If it helps Growler remember he was a sacred bull as part of the Hindu faith and they believe in Karma and reincarnation.....  happy100
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #211 on: July 27, 2007, 11:39:49 AM »
So he might therefore come back as...............? Answers on a postcard please
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #212 on: July 27, 2007, 11:59:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2007, 11:39:49 AM
So he might therefore come back as...............? Answers on a postcard please

One of these perhaps???

















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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #213 on: July 27, 2007, 12:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2007, 11:39:49 AM
So he might therefore come back as...............? Answers on a postcard please
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #214 on: July 28, 2007, 12:50:55 AM »
So Mrs Nick insists on driving us back from Niagara in some sort of Equal Opps mood.

I hand over the keys to the car (new, expensive and about the size of a Transit van).

She then reveals she has never driven an automatic before! eeek: She is determined not to be defeated. surrender: surrender:

We hopped through Niagara like a wallaby with hiccups with all of us screaming, and Mrs Nick saying things like "Why are there only TWO pedals?" and using both feet and scrabbling about in the well between the seats for the gear lever, and then yanking the steering column mounted lever all over hte shop.

And then we got on the Freeway. eeek: eeek: surrender: scared2: scared2: scared2:

Even the Boy put his head under the seat sad32: sad32: sick2:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #215 on: July 28, 2007, 12:57:49 AM »
Some of us are waiting up to hear all about the great discovery you know. ::)
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #216 on: July 28, 2007, 12:59:53 AM »
No time. Servants get the weekend off. Have to go and get a takeaway. I AM DRIVING! evil:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #217 on: July 28, 2007, 01:07:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 28, 2007, 12:59:53 AM
No time. Servants get the weekend off. Have to go and get a takeaway. I AM DRIVING! evil:

Remember they drive on the left at weekends. whistle:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #218 on: July 28, 2007, 02:23:10 AM »
Thanks for the tip. WHile I was out The Boy was preparing to jump into the pool and noticed something in the water. eeek:

Any advice on how to dispose of a drowned raccoon? rubschin:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #219 on: July 28, 2007, 07:20:11 AM »
Servants don?t get the weekend off ? that?s when you need them most.  point:

They?ve obviously noted the calamitous events that surround you and have fled the country ? I  ?spec the ?coon was the last straw.  noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #220 on: July 28, 2007, 08:31:34 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2007, 07:20:11 AM
Servants don?t get the weekend off ? that?s when you need them most.  point:

He's bolloxed that up then ey? Cover blown. happy088
He's at bloody Butlins in Pythwelli PwythelliPythewlliy ....oh ffs PUTHELLY!

Is all this shite still rambling on then? I really can't be arsed reading the whole thread, or is that the other one? sleep021
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #221 on: July 28, 2007, 08:33:40 AM »
Errr ... Pwllheli ~ as if you really wanted to know
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #222 on: July 28, 2007, 08:42:04 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2007, 08:33:40 AM
Errr ... Pwllheli ~ as if you really wanted to know

Yea. THERE! redface:














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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #223 on: July 28, 2007, 08:52:10 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 28, 2007, 08:42:04 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 28, 2007, 08:33:40 AM
Errr ... Pwllheli ~ as if you really wanted to know

Yea. THERE! redface:














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I know what you mean ~ I live here and struggle with some place names.
A favourite of mine however is the "Fictional" Village invented for his famous Play for Radio "Under Milk Wood" where Dylan Thomas set the action in a place he called Llareggub. 
Many Welsh speakers are unaware what you get if you spell it backwards ......  lol:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #224 on: July 28, 2007, 11:50:30 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 28, 2007, 08:31:34 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 28, 2007, 07:20:11 AM
Servants don?t get the weekend off ? that?s when you need them most.  point:

He's bolloxed that up then ey? Cover blown. happy088
He's at bloody Butlins in Pythwelli PwythelliPythewlliy ....oh ffs PUTHELLY!

Is all this shite still rambling on then? I really can't be arsed reading the whole thread, or is that the other one? sleep021
Correct...

He is just setting his alarm in the middle of the night so we think there is a time difference!  point:
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