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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #195 on: July 26, 2007, 06:32:14 PM »
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.

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I know I'm a bit of a sadist, and I don't wish to be cruel...much....but you just know there is going to be an incident of some sort. clock:

You mean somewhere in Canada there will be a bear cave with a Nickskin rug?  eeek:

With his 'ed on a plaque nailed to the cave wall. eveilgrin:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #196 on: July 26, 2007, 06:33:41 PM »
You are forgetting the curse of Nick Growler old boy, nail his head to a plaque on the wall and the cave will collapse  point:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #197 on: July 26, 2007, 10:01:52 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2007, 05:36:19 PM
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.

Fanbloodytastic. happy088

I know I'm a bit of a sadist, and I don't wish to be cruel...much....but you just know there is going to be an incident of some sort. clock:

You mean somewhere in Canada there will be a bear cave with a Nickskin rug?  eeek:

Very droll! evil:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #198 on: July 26, 2007, 10:05:25 PM »
I had a very unfortunate misunderstanding this afternoon in Chinatown. I asked for a beard trim, perhaps forgetting that beards are uncommon in the Chinese community.The guy prodcued a cut throat razor. I said that that wasn't quite what I had in mind and he started shouting eeek:

I then left, not too hastily, and got shouted at again, this time by a tiny old Chinese lady, for putting some rubbish in a bin she was standing next to. A passer by pointed out that the bin was clearly marked "Used Coconuts Only"

WTF is that all about? confused:

I know they are keen on recycling hereabouts, but specials bins for "Used Coconuts"?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #199 on: July 26, 2007, 10:16:43 PM »
Aha...

You don't speak Mandarin I take it?   Think scalps... and Injuns

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #200 on: July 26, 2007, 10:17:59 PM »
I think it was a problem of a linguistic kind on the subtle shave/trim boundary.

And I am sad that no one has asked me about my astounding discovery in the NOrth Wing yet. cry:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #201 on: July 26, 2007, 10:21:52 PM »
Sorry Nick...

Pray, tell us what you have discovered in the North Wing?  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #202 on: July 26, 2007, 10:22:14 PM »
No.

People ought to have asked sooner evil:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #203 on: July 26, 2007, 10:26:53 PM »
smite you,  evil:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #204 on: July 26, 2007, 10:29:20 PM »
But...

We were all too busy with Shambly, you don't know what we've been through here... ! noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #205 on: July 26, 2007, 10:39:57 PM »
Yes. Is he on the BBQ yet?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #206 on: July 26, 2007, 10:42:33 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 26, 2007, 10:29:20 PM
But...

We were all too busy with Shambly, you don't know what we've been through here... ! noooo:

Oh so so correct Pasties.  sad24:
I'm bloody seething and devastated all at once here.  sad32:
Can't stop thinking about his sweet little face which will probably be hanging on some bastard butchers hook now ffs. evil:
THIS has been probably the most stressful day I've EVER had on the tinternet, and YOU are rambling on about some rancid old north wing ffs?!! ::)
P'raps it fell off the vulture. who knows, who bloody cares.?
Stick it up yer arse for all i bloody care you old twonk. eveilgrin:


I HEREBY DECLARE THIS THREAD SACRED IN THE MEMORY OF OUR DEAR DEPARTED RAMBO. cloud9:
MUCH LOVED BY ALL WHO HAVE FOLLWED HIS SAD DEPARTURE TODAY, AND GREATLY MISSED BY EVERYONE, INCLUDING THOSE THAT HAVE TAKEN THE PISS. ::)
...oops, wrong thread. I'll copy and paste it on THE thread. See how it's affecting us all over here while your out enjoying yourself? sad32:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #207 on: July 26, 2007, 10:45:15 PM »
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his sweet little face which will probably be hanging on some bastard butchers hook
eeek:

What has been going on? confused:

Ah, I have just waded through the 9 pages of "that" thread now. Must go and turn the telly on.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #208 on: July 26, 2007, 10:51:56 PM »
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his sweet little face which will probably be hanging on some bastard butchers hook
eeek:

What has been going on? confused:

Read the thread and you'll possibly still be able to see our dear departed RAMBOS' empty home. He trod on that hay that you see.
 It's probably still warm ffs.........sorry, I'm fillin' up again... sad24: sad32:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #209 on: July 26, 2007, 11:20:05 PM »
Awwww Mr G...  happy100 It's been a trying day. Many a tear has been shed and I think it's time for bed  sad32:

And I've been modding another forum where there's been some stupid nonsense and some wrist slapping. My God,  ::) if they had a face to face  fence: they might think twice  ;)
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