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Offline Nick

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #120 on: July 25, 2007, 12:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2007, 10:33:46 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2007, 10:39:02 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 24, 2007, 05:45:49 PM
hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver

I am waving other people's cocks at the moment. confused:

I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.

Nick before you consider poking it they dont have badgers in America. If its furry small with black and white stripes then its a skunk  point:

Mrs Nick met the resident raccoon family last night. They ran off.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #121 on: July 25, 2007, 12:03:41 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 24, 2007, 11:04:55 PM
STOP SENDING ME PM'S YOU GLOATING TWAT! evil: ;)

Ey Nick. Have you had a look at the forecast for where you are? eeek:
Monster twisters and 'hurricane bastard' are heading your way.

Shouldn't laugh. lol:

OK, shan't do. Are Audi A6s any good. This one has a 4 WD option apparently. It will be an alternative to the CHevvy for some reason.

Going boating today.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #122 on: July 25, 2007, 12:06:22 PM »
Audi A6 ~ I have driven one .... they go like sh*t off a shovel but don't forget you are Nick and thus you do not have the immunity that Mr Dance enjoys when conversing with the Mounties about your speed.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #123 on: July 25, 2007, 01:09:40 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 25, 2007, 11:00:09 AM
Did I miss anything ?
Your childhood?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #124 on: July 25, 2007, 02:25:18 PM »
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #125 on: July 25, 2007, 02:33:00 PM »
Nah ~ can't see you.  tunble:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #126 on: July 25, 2007, 02:33:12 PM »
Plenty of trees. Any bears perchance?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #127 on: July 25, 2007, 02:35:17 PM »
 eeek: Are you sure that's not a UFO ?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #128 on: July 25, 2007, 02:36:26 PM »
So how on earth did you manage to swing this then?Empty house full of servants. Who did you have to kill?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #129 on: July 25, 2007, 03:27:29 PM »
He didnt have to kill anyone Wenchy dear, all he would have had to do was let his friends the owners know he was coming to visit and they would have headed for the hills  point:

In their haste they must have forgotten to warn the servants.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #130 on: July 25, 2007, 03:29:02 PM »
Well why can't I find friends like that?  redface:

Brother Wench's new girlfriend has extended an invite to Barbados for New Years Eve to him. How did I get stuck with an impoverished Welsh teacher.  sad24:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #131 on: July 25, 2007, 03:30:24 PM »
Nick did say they are "Rellies" which I took to be a Nickism for family connections.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #132 on: July 25, 2007, 03:31:14 PM »
Well, why can't I have some of those then? The most exotic mine get are sodding Bedfordshire.  sad24:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #133 on: July 25, 2007, 03:37:11 PM »
Nick has many things. Looks, Charm, Wit and a good education. I've seen the CV. He is well travelled and well connected. We cannot all be so blessed. Enjoy the reflected glory of his presence among us.









And then kick the b@st@rd in the nuts evil:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #134 on: July 25, 2007, 03:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 25, 2007, 03:31:14 PM
Well, why can't I have some of those then? The most exotic mine get are sodding Bedfordshire.  sad24:
And Spain...  whistle:
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