Countdown to Canada

[GROWLER]

hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver

I am waving other people's cocks at the moment.

I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.

I'll bear that in mind next time I'm standing next to you in the carzy.

Don't mention it then, as we couldn't give a toss anyway.

[GROWLER]

STOP SENDING ME PM'S YOU GLOATING TWAT!

Ey Nick. Have you had a look at the forecast for where you are?
Monster twisters and 'hurricane bastard' are heading your way.

Shouldn't laugh.

[Barman]

hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver

I am waving other people's cocks at the moment.

I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.

Dead body? 

[Misunderstood]

Another Boy that had lost his passport?

[Barman]

Scuba equipment? 

[Misunderstood]

A 'New' patio?

[Snoopy]

Can't imagine but I know what you will find in the West Wing:

[Barman]

Can't imagine but I know what you will find in the West Wing:

[Grumpmeister]

hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver

I am waving other people's cocks at the moment.

I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.

Nick before you consider poking it they dont have badgers in America. If its furry small with black and white stripes then its a skunk 

[Grumpmeister]

You can tell that Captain Cataclysm has arrived in Canada:

A major oil pipeline has burst in a suburb of Vancouver, Canada, causing homes to be evacuated and threatening the city's port.
Witnesses described crude oil shooting out of the burst pipe. The oil then ran downhill and into an ocean inlet before the pipeline's flow was shut off.

A roadwork crew ruptured the pipe, said Derek Corrigan, the mayor of Burnaby.

Officials for the port of Vancouver said they were working to contain the spill away from the busy harbour.

At least 50 homes were evacuated as crude oil shot out of the burst pipe, raining down on houses and coating a road.

Environmental assessment

It is not yet known exactly how much oil has entered Burrard Inlet, but Mayor Corrigan said "thousands of litres" had been spilt.

Witnesses described a geyser of oil which lasted at least 20 minutes.

A spokesman for the pipe's owner, Kinder Morgan Canada, said the pipeline was adequately marked and it was the roadcrew's fault for digging into it.

The crew that dug into the line said it was improperly marked.

The pipeline carries crude oil from the province of Alberta to a storage and transfer facility on the shore of Burrard Inlet.

Afternoon traffic was disrupted with a major road connecting central Vancouver and the eastern suburbs closed and delays on a suburban rail line.

[Berek]

I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.

a little Japanese fella still fighting the war ?

[Darwins Selection]

I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.

Wenchy rubbing Aloe Vera on her burnt bits?

Vera rubbing Aloe Wenchy on hers?

[Misunderstood]

Isn't this pic just the PERFECT PC shot!

There are:

5 White men
3 Women
1 Black man

But adding up to:

6 men
3 Women
1 Ethnic

The highest rank is the lowest in the pic and vice versa
The women are equally distributed
The ethnic is up on high
The expressions get less severe as they rise
The group are tightly knit but with the ethnic to the right edge.

Oh, and a beard.

Did I miss anything?

[Snoopy]

Isn't this pic just the PERFECT PC shot!

There are:

5 White men
3 Women
1 Black man

But adding up to:

6 men
3 Women
1 Ethnic

The highest rank is the lowest in the pic and vice versa
The women are equally distributed
The ethnic is up on high
The expressions get less severe as they rise
The group are tightly knit but with the ethnic to the right edge.

Oh, and a beard.

Did I miss anything?

Only that as TV actors go they made a good team and a good programme ~ but otherwise you are spot on.

[Berek]

Did I miss anything ?

one now dead