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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #90 on: July 24, 2007, 12:47:49 PM »
One has to ask.............




Has The Boy cracked the passwords yet?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #91 on: July 24, 2007, 12:54:14 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 24, 2007, 12:47:49 PM
One has to ask.............




Has The Boy cracked the passwords yet?
Months ago? hadn?t you noticed the improvement in ?Nick?s? posts?  whistle:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #92 on: July 24, 2007, 01:21:25 PM »
This place is huge!!

Bin explorin'.

Have now located underground pool (you need an indoor as well as an outdoor), gymnasium, wine cellar. Servants made breakfast and then vanished. They live next door (in the teeny 5 bed house confused:)

Boy has found pinball machine and jukebox Banghead

Whole place hums like a spaceship and beeps occasionally. Lost Mrs Nick earlier and servant #3 advised use of internal telephone system to locate her! It worked too.

You will recall that the rellies are on their private island in the Bahamas. What is a Hedge FUnd anyway?

Just found the remote control for the waterfall! eeek:

I cannot imagine how much money these guys make!!

Have also located main computer suite which would disgrace most schools in England.

Oh, and it is raining!

No disasters yet, but it's only 9.20.

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #93 on: July 24, 2007, 01:25:36 PM »
Will you kindly piss off and enjoy your holiday please.
All this talk of enjoyment and lavish life style is really getting RIGHT ON MY TITS! evil:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #94 on: July 24, 2007, 01:30:59 PM »
Excellent. WOuld you recommend the Chrysler thingy with the GPS and remote controlled mechanical doors, the Jeep Cherokee or the CHevvy as a runabout?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #95 on: July 24, 2007, 01:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2007, 01:30:59 PM
Excellent. WOuld you recommend the Chrysler thingy with the GPS and remote controlled mechanical doors, the Jeep Cherokee or the CHevvy as a runabout?
Not the Cherokee ? apart from that take the one with the biggest engine!  cloud9:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #96 on: July 24, 2007, 01:50:54 PM »
I have just found 4 Mini Coopers in another garage, but they are for the kids apparently eeek:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #97 on: July 24, 2007, 02:45:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2007, 01:50:54 PM
I have just found 4 Mini Coopers in another garage, but they are for the kids apparently eeek:
And The Boy?  eeek:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #98 on: July 24, 2007, 05:45:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 24, 2007, 01:25:36 PM
Will you kindly piss off and enjoy your holiday please.
All this talk of enjoyment and lavish life style is really getting RIGHT ON MY TITS! evil:

Look at it this way old boy, The more Nick goes on about the lavish holiday now, the more you can take the mickey when Captain Cataclysm really knackers the place as there isnt an insurance company on the planet that covers Act of Nick point:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #99 on: July 24, 2007, 05:45:49 PM »
hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #100 on: July 24, 2007, 05:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 24, 2007, 05:45:49 PM
hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
Is that a big waver of his cock or the waver of a big cock?

I am careful about putting my hand up without full information. ;)
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #101 on: July 24, 2007, 05:53:06 PM »
 rubschin:


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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #102 on: July 24, 2007, 06:31:13 PM »
We know where it's all going to end...


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I just hope he secures the film rights   eyes:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #103 on: July 24, 2007, 10:33:24 PM »
Nick.
Do you always go on holiday leaving the lights on and the front door open? rubschin:





























































bet you couldn't get down here quick enough to see I was only messin'
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #104 on: July 24, 2007, 10:39:02 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 24, 2007, 05:45:49 PM
hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver

I am waving other people's cocks at the moment. confused:

I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.
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