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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #75 on: July 23, 2007, 08:22:37 AM »
Mrs Nick has lost something else now!

And my marbles are rapidly disappearing!
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #76 on: July 23, 2007, 08:40:54 AM »
Don't wish to rush you Nick, but err, shouldn't you be at the airport now rather than in here? eeek:

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #77 on: July 23, 2007, 08:51:06 AM »
Quite so, but Mrs Nick has gone into demented hamster mode. She keeps losing things and blaming me.

I can't even get all the effing luggage in the car!
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #78 on: July 23, 2007, 08:57:26 AM »
Quite so, but Mrs Nick has gone into demented hamster mode. She keeps losing things and blaming me.

I can't even get all the effing luggage in the car!

Driving to Canada now are we?
Interesting. eeek:

Thought you said the flight was at lunchtime, and thought you had to check in for these far away destinations about 12 hours before take off?


11:06. Has he finally gone, or is he going to suddenly reappear like that beast out of Alien did, and frighten the shit out of us? eeek:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #79 on: July 23, 2007, 08:13:21 PM »
Quite so, but Mrs Nick has gone into demented hamster mode. She keeps losing things and blaming me.

I can't even get all the effing luggage in the car!

Driving to Canada now are we?
Interesting. eeek:

Thought you said the flight was at lunchtime, and thought you had to check in for these far away destinations about 12 hours before take off?


11:06. Has he finally gone, or is he going to suddenly reappear like that beast out of Alien did, and frighten the shit out of us? eeek:

Don't try to analyse it GROWLER, it's another of Nick's "tales"  ;)

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #80 on: July 24, 2007, 06:35:07 AM »
Nick should be there by now and no reported air disasters or international incidents on the news? Hopefully he can log on and report the catalogue of disasters which did accompany the trip?  whistle:

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #81 on: July 24, 2007, 08:29:57 AM »
Nick should be there by now and no reported air disasters or international incidents on the news? Hopefully he can log on and report the catalogue of disasters which did accompany the trip?  whistle:

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They will probably be spending 28 days in custody after security uncovered a Samurai sword in 'the boy's' luggage. noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2007, 11:36:21 AM »
Excellent flight and we even got upgraded.

We are now staying in the rellies' mansion. Even Mrs Nick was taken aback.

Boy thrilled with:

pool
home cinema
computer centre


Mrs Nick thrilled with:

17 bedrooms (all ensuite) and ours with its own kitchen!
servants!

Me exploring

Sauna
Pool
Choice of vehicles to borrow

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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #83 on: July 24, 2007, 11:47:14 AM »
This Nick does seem to be "well connected"  censored:


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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #84 on: July 24, 2007, 11:56:08 AM »
Some sort of warning abut raccoons
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #85 on: July 24, 2007, 12:13:26 PM »
Some sort of warning abut raccoons
doh:

Aren't raccoons related to BADGERS?
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #86 on: July 24, 2007, 12:19:22 PM »
Some sort of warning abut raccoons
doh:

Aren't raccoons related to BADGERS?



Under no circumstances prod with a stick. noooo:
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #87 on: July 24, 2007, 12:32:04 PM »
Aye ~ well laddie if yon's a moose I'd hate tae be aroond when a rat gets loose.
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #88 on: July 24, 2007, 12:39:53 PM »
Some sort of warning abut raccoons
doh:

Aren't raccoons related to BADGERS?



Under no circumstances prod with a stick. noooo:

But that is neither a badger nor a racoon. I would, however, agree with the advice about the stick.

If it's dead the explosion would rival Hiroshima, and if it's still alive, I wouldn't want to be in the vicinity after it's been poked! Those horns/antlers/whatever look lethal!
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Re: Countdown to Canada
« Reply #89 on: July 24, 2007, 12:43:00 PM »

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