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Offline Baldy

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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2011, 10:17:04 AM »
Looking for one of those well paid early retirement schemes on behalf of the taxpayer?  rubschin:
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« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2011, 11:37:40 AM »
He is already 'flexibly' retired ...and is only supposed to work 3 days but still comes in 5  noooo:
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« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2011, 11:52:38 AM »
Seriously >
In your position I would escalate my concerns about the effect this person's behaviour is having on the "team" to HR and get them to oust him altogether. If nothing else it is blatant misuse of the intrenet system.
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2011, 12:55:30 PM »
I would not like to meet this guy in a dark alley.  Anyone who rocks up for work on 5 days of the week instead of 2 and circulates this sort of 'stuff' is seriously out of kilter.  I rather think that psychiatric help is needed.
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« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2011, 08:31:26 AM »
Today's latest missive  noooo:



Hi Out There and beyond.......
 
Yes....News from the Times.... Nerd note : Page 37 Tuesday October 4 2011
 
'The French are planning to ration the use of Tomato Ketchup in Primary and Secondary school canteens as a part of a wider strategy to combat and to protect the Fench ancestral culture that purists say is increasingly spurned in favour of US-style snacks.....Derrrr
 
It so gets better.....!
 
Nerd Notes
 
Heinz ketchup bottles have a spot marked '57' on the neck that when tapped, slides the sauce out more quickly.
 
Ketchup has an official speed limit: 0.028mph . It is tested and if the sauce pours faster, then, yes, the bottle is rejected.
 
Journalist's comments:
 
The days of inappropriate office banter have long gone but do however live on in cloaked conversation between trusted colleagues....hmmm....
 
Clearly some personal freedom lies within the continuity of the brands which clutter our memory that remind us of our lives as kids of our time....
 
Oxidol, Daz, Pepsodent, Pears (the oldest continually produced soap.....originated in Oxford Street) , Mars bars have shrunk,  Marathon to Snickers (what happened there?) the Ford Edsel (son of Henry) , Access Credit card.......Memorex, etcetera
 
Thoughts on the back of a fag packet, Embassy, Gold Leaf Untipped, No 1, Players, Menthol, Russian, Silk Cut, chicks with that chocolate gold flake going on, cinders, fire lighters and Swan Vestas (BS3795:1990) , anthracite , anything from Sweden ! ,
 
Please feel free to reply with your memories and brands that have warmed your life....and fly...
 
ps with product placement legislation being relaxed....we will continue to see more of the past in the present and more of the present in the present ....all clear?
 
relax before you reply...feel the freedom.. no policy, no procedure,  just do it!  not 'just in time'
 
Ciao ciao... Peter
 
 
No animals have suffered, ask the phone bill payer person before calling, you will be scared when the bill arrives, modern communication prevents you from having a good laugh or insulting people...that is a bad thing...   
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« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2011, 08:46:20 AM »
Instigate disciplinary proceedings for misuse of office time and computers.  ::)



Alternatively walk over to his desk and slap him
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2011, 10:47:08 AM »
Tag him then send him to Tel.
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« Reply #52 on: October 05, 2011, 11:00:59 AM »
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« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2011, 01:23:46 PM »
On the other hand, we could play him at his own game and try to out weird him instead.

Nick, time to work your madness magic.  whistle:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2011, 06:31:54 AM »
 whacky115 shocked003  Cant we send im up an 'ill with Growler? he seems to quite like him. failing that send him to a West Ham game wearing a Millwall shirt  whistle:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2011, 07:25:19 AM »
You are in favour of the death penalty I see then Bodiam.

Growler could take him up his 'ill and as part of his new health kick,( he's sacked me you know,  didn't let me work out my notice like, no redundancy payout) cannibalise him. eveilgrin:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2011, 08:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 06, 2011, 07:25:19 AM
You are in favour of the death penalty I see then Bodiam.


I am deffo in favour of the death penalty...........as long as it is long drawn out and extremely painful.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2011, 08:22:02 PM »
You're getting mixed up, that's marriage
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2011, 05:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2011, 08:22:02 PM
You're getting mixed up, that's marriage
  happy001 Of course it is.....I should know that I have been married 30 years man and boy  noooo: surrender:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2011, 08:30:16 AM »
Quote from: bodiam on October 07, 2011, 05:25:14 AM
Quote from: Just One More on October 06, 2011, 08:22:02 PM
You're getting mixed up, that's marriage
Of course it is.....I should know that I have been married 30 years man and boy 

Believe me, it is no better when you are married to a girl.  noooo:   
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