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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Eccentricity
« on: October 12, 2010, 07:34:30 AM »
We have a bloke in the team who is a little weird to say the least. He is getting on a bit so everyone lets him be . He is getting worse ....He sent an email yesterday ..to the whole team  ...which I have enclosed.  I have now been asked by other team members if I should not be referring him to Occupational Health for an assessment  rubschin:


Hi Out There and beyond reality,
 
and to those Keeping It Real .....
 
I was faced last night with the a TV dilemma...nothing new......
 
Should I watch 'Nigella Kit' or 'Delta Divers'  or perhaps Madonna the 'so not to miss' Buenos Aires concert perhaps or local news and weather...
 
Hmmm I thought....there's a reality show here! plus Madonna.....must be win win with three screens - surely..
 
Suddenly, the phone rang.......I took the call ( SO SO stateside)  
 
' Hi Peder (American accent ?) can we check your Home Peanut status? '
 
' Who's calling' said moi ?
 
' Randy from Dodgy Pet Products Peder ' came the response.....
 
'What's the deal Randy?' I replied confidently......
 
Randy replied  ' Peder..all branded dwarf rabbit enhancement products are on recall '
 
' Say that again Randy? said moi with trepidation.
 
' Hopefully Peder, you haven't purchased  High Energy Organic Muesli ....The dwarf muncher rabbits are out there....!
 
EEK and THEN the reality suddenly hit home ........ my new silky ears, the involuntary sprinting and stroking ......
 
I HAD become the City Central Bunny incarnate, the one and only scary muesli muncher.....
 
Ian H was so right!! ' That's not ****** muesli Peter’s on..  
 
A Fourth Floor South Production (Syndicated)
All Rights Reserved
 
Technical Advisors - Tossy and Flossy
 
Direction - Honeybuns Rabbitry
 
Distraction - Nigela's Fahitas
 
Production - A 'Life's to Short' Production
 
Artistic Direction - Peter Previous
 
Distribution - Lovely Furry Animals


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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2010, 07:42:07 AM »
Don't get stuck in a lift with him...  noooo:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2010, 08:22:32 AM »
I think I like him.  happy088
 
Sign him up.
I need someone to talk to. cloud9:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2010, 08:27:50 AM »
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2010, 08:37:46 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 12, 2010, 08:22:32 AM
I think I like him.  happy088
 
Sign him up.
I need someone to talk to. cloud9:

Classic!  drumroll:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2010, 08:40:28 AM »
That's not eccentricity, that's pure loopyness  eeek:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2010, 08:42:08 AM »
This is the man that bought a remote controlled rat to our last team Christmas dinner and let it whizz around the floor much to the managers distress  as the other punters thought it was real  noooo:
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2010, 08:44:09 AM »
I used to work with a guy that was obsessed by cats and would sit at his desk and mioww...  noooo:

That is when he wasn't chewing cleanex tissues or had his feet on his desk cutting his toenails and sending the bits flying around the lab...  sick2:
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Re: Eccentricity
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2010, 08:47:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 12, 2010, 08:44:09 AM
I used to work with a guy that was obsessed by cats and would sit at his desk and mioww...  noooo:



So?  Shrugs:

Don't know if you know, or even remotely care, but sometimes I do owl impressions at work you know.
Most excellent so others tell me. cloud9:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2010, 08:49:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 12, 2010, 08:42:08 AM
This is the man that bought a remote controlled rat to our last team Christmas dinner and let it whizz around the floor much to the managers distress  as the other punters thought it was real  noooo:

Oh yes yes yes yes.  happy088

I'm REALLY warming to this guy....in a manly friendly matey sort of way that is. cloud9:
He's heading for my best friend status, and that's before I've even met or spoken to him. eeek:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2010, 08:51:01 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 12, 2010, 08:47:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 12, 2010, 08:44:09 AM
I used to work with a guy that was obsessed by cats and would sit at his desk and mioww...  noooo:



So?  Shrugs:

Don't know if you know, or even remotely care, but sometimes I do owl impressions at work you know.
Most excellent so others tell me. cloud9:

You wouldn't take your shoes and socks off in the office and cut your toenails tho would you?

We sent him 101 uses for a dead cat...  whistle:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2010, 08:51:30 AM »
Growler is an nutty bear  noooo:
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2010, 08:56:46 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 12, 2010, 08:51:01 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on October 12, 2010, 08:47:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 12, 2010, 08:44:09 AM
I used to work with a guy that was obsessed by cats and would sit at his desk and mioww...  noooo:



So?  Shrugs:

Don't know if you know, or even remotely care, but sometimes I do owl impressions at work you know.
Most excellent so others tell me. cloud9:

You wouldn't take your shoes and socks off in the office and cut your toenails tho would you?

We sent him 101 uses for a dead cat...  whistle:

No, and I don't like cats either, but that isn't the point.

It's not so much what you do, it's how you do it that counts.

I really do warm to 'nutters' and wish I was a bit more of a raging barking nutter myself tbqh.
I am trying though, and this is exactly were wimmin actually do have some use.
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Re: Eccentricity
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2010, 10:29:47 AM »
Growler ~ we would be willing to sign a declaration of nutterdom for you if you need one.
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