Breadmakers... ?

[Nick]

Mine spat out a fruit and nut loaf with bananas just now 

[Nick]

Making a granary loaf yesterday I accidentally turned the machine off at the end of the doughing stage. I turned it back on and the doughing began all over again, so it got well pummelled.

I just sliced the loaf 

It consists of a thick crust containing one mahoosive bubble. 

[Barman]

Making a granary loaf yesterday I accidentally turned the machine off at the end of the doughing stage. I turned it back on and the doughing began all over again, so it got well pummelled.

I just sliced the loaf  

It consists of a thick crust containing one mahoosive bubble.  

 

I forgot to put the paddle in once... 

[Snoopy]

Making a granary loaf yesterday I accidentally turned the machine off at the end of the doughing stage. I turned it back on and the doughing began all over again, so it got well pummelled.

I just sliced the loaf 

It consists of a thick crust containing one mahoosive bubble. 

If you accidentally turn it off again take the dough out of the machine. Use "floured" hands. Shape the dough into a "Bloomer" on a floured surface and bake it in the oven.
Alternatively make the dough into bread rolls and again bake them in the oven.

Works well if you have a power cut too but you will have to knead the dough and leave it to rise for half an hour.

[Nick]

Bit late for that now!

Anyhoo, the birds like playing in it 

[Pastis]

If you accidentally turn it off again take the dough out of the machine. Use "floured" hands. Shape the dough into a "Bloomer" on a floured surface and bake it in the oven.
Alternatively make the dough into bread rolls and again bake them in the oven.

Works well if you have a power cut too but you will have to knead the dough and leave it to rise for half an hour.

Top Tip! 

[smallpint]

Making a granary loaf yesterday I accidentally turned the machine off at the end of the doughing stage. I turned it back on and the doughing began all over again, so it got well pummelled.

I just sliced the loaf  

It consists of a thick crust containing one mahoosive bubble.  

 

I forgot to put the paddle in once... 

I've done that a couple of times too, it's terribly messy trying to get the paddle back in.

[Snoopy]

Making a granary loaf yesterday I accidentally turned the machine off at the end of the doughing stage. I turned it back on and the doughing began all over again, so it got well pummelled.

I just sliced the loaf  

It consists of a thick crust containing one mahoosive bubble.  

 

I forgot to put the paddle in once... 

I've done that a couple of times too, it's terribly messy trying to get the paddle back in.

Small Pint .... You seem to have found your spiritual home. 

[Barman]

Making a granary loaf yesterday I accidentally turned the machine off at the end of the doughing stage. I turned it back on and the doughing began all over again, so it got well pummelled.

I just sliced the loaf  

It consists of a thick crust containing one mahoosive bubble.  

 

I forgot to put the paddle in once... 

I've done that a couple of times too, it's terribly messy trying to get the paddle back in.

Small Pint .... You seem to have found your spiritual home. 

 

[Nick]

Made a loaf on the wrong setting last night. I just tried to cut a slice for a bit of toast and it bent my bread knife 

[Snoopy]

 

[Barman]

Made a loaf on the wrong setting last night. I just tried to cut a slice for a bit of toast and it bent my bread knife  

Of course...  

I'm surprised you could get close enough to the machine with tennis racquets tied to your feet...  

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W60TJE2kivE

I particularly like the local game, 'pull the rancid pigs trotter from the water with your teeth'  BM take note this could be something big.

[Barman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W60TJE2kivE

I particularly like the local game, 'pull the rancid pigs trotter from the water with your teeth'  BM take note this could be something big.

I suppose you want a cut of that as well...? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Of course, a matter of bringing home the bacon, as it were!