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Offline tel

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Miss D goosed?
« on: July 28, 2010, 05:06:46 PM »
Well just about everything else has been.   razz:

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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 05:10:37 PM »
I feel like it ..... noooo:

Day 3 out of a 4 day course. We had to ask for a lunch break at half one as she had been prattling on since 8.45

Had to take an exam this afternoon  noooo:

Full of Japanese words and a billion feckin acronoyms

Lost the battle of the sniggers this afternoon as she kept talking about designing 'waste ' out of processes ...or as the Japanese would refer to it as Poka Yoke and one of the blokes on our table asked if this was related to Poka Mon  lol:
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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2010, 05:14:47 PM »
Wot is this shite about?
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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2010, 05:57:20 PM »
Wot is this shite about?

I was wonderin' that meself like. confused:
Goosed seems to be the werd of the week dun'it like? whistle:

All my fault cus of the mobby blower thread I suppose. Sorry. redface:

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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2010, 07:15:19 PM »
Goosed    
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get. Always associated in my
mind with a British accent....

Goosed       
To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex

Goosed    
The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.

Goosed
   
Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

Goosed    
Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

Goosed       
To have the mic taken out of you. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. To make fun of.

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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 07:30:13 PM »
1.2,3 and 5 then  angel1
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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 07:54:27 PM »
Let me guess Miss D, Kaizen, Six Sigma or Lean.  lol:
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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 07:56:03 PM »
Spot on GM ... definitely Kaizen and not six Sigma though    ;D
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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 09:16:48 PM »
The minute you said Japanese, acronyms and designing waste it was pretty much a given. Did some Six Sigma stuff a while back but I couldnt convince the company to put me on the course. Seeing how much you can get as a Master Black Belt these days I'm gutted.  noooo:

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http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/lean-for-dummies-cheat-sheet.html

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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 10:01:47 PM »
Goosed   
Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.


That is the context in which I use the werd.
Just a bit disappointed that it appears to hail or hale or whatever from bloody Munterchester. ::)

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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2010, 08:24:11 AM »
Us southerners do have a better use of the word  razz:

Oh, and it's more enjoyable (if you don't get yer face slapped)

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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2010, 07:00:41 PM »
I am goosed  surrender: surrender: surrender:

Finished my course ...passed my exam  angel1...now have to do a freakin project  Banghead

Went back to the office after course finished to find all sort of shite had hit the fan  cussing:

My boss goes on leave tomorrow

Goosed ...goosed...goosed.....goosed ...goosed
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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2010, 07:09:43 PM »
The Silly Season doesn't start 'til Sunday 1st August ... relax for a couple of days  whistle:
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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2010, 07:13:08 PM »
Poka yoke 8)
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Re: Miss D goosed?
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2010, 07:14:28 PM »
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