As you all know I am editing the magazine this week. This gem from our vicar's contribution
The whole of August will also be taken up by the rewiring of the church. During this period the Wednesday services will not take place but it is hoped that there will be no disruption to other services and activities. The job should take about four weeks but obviously there may be unplanned and unforeseen interruptions to work such as funerals.
Which to me reads "Don't you dare die before the work is finished"
