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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2010, 02:57:30 AM »
Apparently I have to go straight from the hairy port to see it... do not pass GO, etc.  ::)

What could possibly go wrong...?  Shrugs:
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2010, 05:22:48 AM »
Buy the baby a new dummy, pop it in when nobody is looking  whistle:



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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2010, 05:29:40 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 20, 2010, 05:22:48 AM
Buy the baby a new dummy, pop it in when nobody is looking  whistle:





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Where can I get one?
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2010, 09:48:05 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2010, 08:08:27 PM
He could wear a gas mask. Unobtrusively, like.

As he is wearing a huge blue bucket on his head I don't suppose for one moment that anyone will notice the gas mask. noooo:
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2010, 11:30:47 AM »
I remember once going to see a friends baby. Upon walking into the nursery I was confronted by this enormous head ( & small body) in the crib, luckily I had the presence of mind to exclaim 'isn't she like her father', which she was down to the same size head.

She actually grew up into a very normal, very pretty girl.

Bye the way, all my children were gorgeous babies as is my granddaughter. lol:
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2010, 04:17:04 PM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on July 20, 2010, 11:30:47 AM
I remember once going to see a friends baby. Upon walking into the nursery I was confronted by this enormous head ( & small body) in the crib, luckily I had the presence of mind to exclaim 'isn't she like her father', which she was down to the same size head.

She actually grew up into a very normal, very pretty girl.

Bye the way, all my children were gorgeous babies as is my granddaughter. lol:

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"How dare you, that's my son"
"Oh, I see, but doesn't it suit him"
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2010, 06:41:26 PM »
And still no pics!?!?!?

Tell her well done from me!

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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2010, 04:57:37 AM »
The Piglet  cloud9:



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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2010, 06:07:27 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 20, 2010, 06:41:26 PM
And still no pics!?!?!?

Tell her well done from me!



No pics of me holding it yet....  lol:
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2010, 07:01:41 AM »
Don't be posting any piccies on here without full written consent from both parents first. noooo:
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2010, 07:17:56 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 21, 2010, 07:01:41 AM
Don't be posting any piccies on here without full written consent from both parents first. noooo:

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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2010, 07:24:34 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2010, 07:17:56 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 21, 2010, 07:01:41 AM
Don't be posting any piccies on here without full written consent from both parents first. noooo:

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Indeed.
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2010, 07:38:50 AM »
Lets face it... I could post any baby picture that I found on the Intermong and nobody would be any the wiser...  whistle:
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2010, 07:42:03 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2010, 07:38:50 AM
Lets face it... I could post any baby picture that I found on the Intermong and nobody would be any the wiser...  whistle:

Correct. They are ALL pig ugly as fuck, and don't let anyone tell you owt different, coochee coo. sick2:
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Re: The all new advice for Grandpa thread
« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2010, 08:46:34 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 21, 2010, 07:42:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2010, 07:38:50 AM
Lets face it... I could post any baby picture that I found on the Intermong and nobody would be any the wiser...  whistle:

Correct. They are ALL pig ugly as fuck, and don't let anyone tell you owt different, coochee coo. sick2:

Quite so.

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