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[Barman]

[miss Tchevious]

Where do you take someone who has an injuring playing hide and seek?



I.C.U 

[Barman]

Where do you take someone who has an injuring playing hide and seek?



I.C.U 

 

[Steve]

Where do you take someone who has an injuring playing hide and seek?



I.C.U 

 

So that's what Boris actually did

[miss Tchevious]

Where do you take someone who has an injuring playing hide and seek?



I.C.U 

 

So that's what Boris actually did

  

[Steve]

If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic
 
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:
There isn't any iceberg. It's a democratic hoax of an iceberg. It's a fake iceberg, promoted by fake news.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
The passenger's lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
1,500 deaths is a VERY low number. There should have been 7,000.”
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.

[Steve]

 A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!"
"Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder.

So they go see Rabbi Rabinowitz. "Both of our sons say they're Christians now," says the younger Rabbi.
"Funny you should say that," the elder Rabbi says. "My son, too! 30 years of being a Jew, and now BAM! Let's go see Rabbi Spiegel, the eldest of all of us."

So the three go see Rabbi Spiegel. "Rabbi, all of our sons are going around saying they're Christians!" the men complain.
"Funny you should say that," says Rabbi Spiegel. "My son, 30 years he's a Jew, and then bam! He's a Christian now."

The rabbi gets serious. "The only thing we can do is take this straight to Jehovah." And the Rabbi kneels and prays, "Oh, mighty God, our sons have been good Jews for 30 years now, but now they're going around saying they're Christians!"

And a voice booms down from heaven... "Funny you should say that..."

[Barman]

A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!"
"Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder.

So they go see Rabbi Rabinowitz. "Both of our sons say they're Christians now," says the younger Rabbi.
"Funny you should say that," the elder Rabbi says. "My son, too! 30 years of being a Jew, and now BAM! Let's go see Rabbi Spiegel, the eldest of all of us."

So the three go see Rabbi Spiegel. "Rabbi, all of our sons are going around saying they're Christians!" the men complain.
"Funny you should say that," says Rabbi Spiegel. "My son, 30 years he's a Jew, and then bam! He's a Christian now."

The rabbi gets serious. "The only thing we can do is take this straight to Jehovah." And the Rabbi kneels and prays, "Oh, mighty God, our sons have been good Jews for 30 years now, but now they're going around saying they're Christians!"

And a voice booms down from heaven... "Funny you should say that..."

 

[Just One More]

If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic
 
Captain Trump of the RMS Titanic:
There isn't any iceberg. It's a democratic hoax of an iceberg. It's a fake iceberg, promoted by fake news.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats. Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.
Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
The passenger's lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
1,500 deaths is a VERY low number. There should have been 7,000.”
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.

 

[apc2010]

Struggling to put food on the table during these times ....????


Now , you know how TMR feels all the time ........

[Barman]

Struggling to put food on the table during these times ....????


Now , you know how TMR feels all the time ........

[Nick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNzsNkGUI4g

[Steve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNzsNkGUI4g

[Steve]

A rabbi is harboring a secret — he has always wanted to try pork.
One night he drives across town to the furthest restaurant from his shul and orders an entire suckling pig. Just as the waiter sets down the full roast pig with an apple in its mouth, he sees a group of his congregants has walked in and is watching him, mouths open.
The rabbi widens his eyes, “So nu, what kind of place is this?” he says. “You order an apple and look how it’s served!”