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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4620 on: July 10, 2018, 06:53:40 AM »
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« Reply #4623 on: July 17, 2018, 09:35:58 PM »
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« Reply #4624 on: July 17, 2018, 10:06:14 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4625 on: July 17, 2018, 10:06:38 PM »
Out walking with the wife when She stopped and removed her shoe moaning about a stone in it.

I said 'there's 20 stone in the other so keep walking.

That's when the fight started.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4627 on: July 18, 2018, 04:28:01 AM »
Out walking with the wife when She stopped and removed her shoe moaning about a stone in it.

I said 'there's 20 stone in the other so keep walking.

That's when the fight started.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4628 on: July 19, 2018, 11:54:01 AM »
My wife told me that she's getting fed up of my boring facts.
"I find them very interesting," I said.
"Well, who gives a flying f*ck?" She said angrily.
"Dragonflies," I replied.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4629 on: July 19, 2018, 12:38:11 PM »
My wife told me that she's getting fed up of my boring facts.
"I find them very interesting," I said.
"Well, who gives a flying f*ck?" She said angrily.
"Dragonflies," I replied.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4630 on: July 19, 2018, 01:35:06 PM »
My wife told me that she's getting fed up of my boring facts.
"I find them very interesting," I said.
"Well, who gives a flying f*ck?" She said angrily.
"Dragonflies," I replied.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4634 on: July 31, 2018, 08:05:16 PM »
In Dublin this morning at a busy city centre bus stop, a lovely young woman, wearing a very tight mini skirt, joined the queue waiting for a bus.. When a bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she found that her new skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of that first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed & with a quick rather self-conscious smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg and then once again, she tried to mount the bus step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, now a little more embarrassed, she very quickly once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit more, & for a second time attempted to get up onto the bus. BUT found, yet again, much to her dismay, she couldn't raise her leg high enough. Flashing a little smile to the driver, she quickly reached behind for a third time to unzip it even more but unfortunately she still was unable to make the step..
BUT this time, a big burly Kerry man who was standing behind, grabbed her round the waist, picked her up easily & swung her gently up onto the bus.
Ohh . . but she went ballistic. Immediately she turned on the “would-be Samaritan” yelling, "How dare you grab hold o’ me, like that! I don't even know who you are!"
The Kerry man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda thought we were friends!"
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