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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4200 on: June 21, 2017, 04:41:00 PM »
An Israeli doctor said, "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor said, "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor said, "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Scottish doctor just laughed and commented, "You are all way behind us, we took a woman with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made her first minister of Scotland.....
... Now, half of Scotland is looking for work
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4201 on: July 02, 2017, 06:33:52 PM »
I saw JK Rowling on the news earlier talking about the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter.
I don't think anyone has milked a little wizard this much since Debbie McGee.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4202 on: July 02, 2017, 06:42:18 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4203 on: July 02, 2017, 08:04:28 PM »
I saw JK Rowling on the news earlier talking about the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter.
I don't think anyone has milked a little wizard this much since Debbie McGee.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4204 on: July 03, 2017, 04:01:36 AM »
I saw JK Rowling on the news earlier talking about the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter.
I don't think anyone has milked a little wizard this much since Debbie McGee.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4205 on: July 03, 2017, 08:41:43 AM »
I saw JK Rowling on the news earlier talking about the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter.
I don't think anyone has milked a little wizard this much since Debbie McGee.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4206 on: July 11, 2017, 09:35:32 AM »
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The barman says "If you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line."

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line...
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4207 on: July 11, 2017, 11:59:43 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4208 on: July 11, 2017, 02:19:15 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4209 on: July 11, 2017, 02:45:44 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4210 on: July 11, 2017, 08:38:30 PM »
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The barman says "If you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line."

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line...
lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4211 on: July 12, 2017, 11:42:12 AM »
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The barman says "If you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line."

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line...
lol: lol: lol:
nonono: Don't encourage him
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4212 on: July 12, 2017, 11:53:18 AM »
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The barman says "If you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line."

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line...
lol: lol: lol:
nonono: Don't encourage him

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4213 on: July 12, 2017, 06:43:13 PM »
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The barman says "If you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line."

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line...
lol: lol: lol:
nonono: Don't encourage him
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Tis really simple.  If I laugh I post a  lol: or more, if I don't I don't

And since I laughed . . . . .
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4214 on: July 13, 2017, 03:49:36 AM »
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The barman says "If you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line."

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line...
lol: lol: lol:
nonono: Don't encourage him
rubschin:

Tis really simple.  If I laugh I post a  lol: or more, if I don't I don't

And since I laughed . . . . .

. . . . . You were pissed  whistle:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.