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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4110 on: February 07, 2017, 06:58:43 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4111 on: February 07, 2017, 05:41:50 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4112 on: February 12, 2017, 06:23:04 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4113 on: February 12, 2017, 06:24:43 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4114 on: February 12, 2017, 07:07:35 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4115 on: February 12, 2017, 07:11:23 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4116 on: February 12, 2017, 11:02:42 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4117 on: February 12, 2017, 11:07:38 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4118 on: February 13, 2017, 05:20:04 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4119 on: February 13, 2017, 08:01:21 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4120 on: February 13, 2017, 07:45:47 PM »
The Thermos Flask

A man is on his way home from work when he pops in to his local pub for a pint.

He walks into the bar and puts his sandwich box and thermos flask on the bar whilst he waits for his pint to be pulled.

The village idiot is sat in the coroner reading the Daily Star , when he points at the Thermos flask and asked what it is.

Man tells him its a thermos flask.

Idiot, says but what's it for

Man, it keeps hot things hot and cold thing cold.

Idiot. what will they think of next I have never seen one before , what does it do again.

Man we have had them for years as I said before it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Man leaves pub after his pint.

Following day same man goes in for another pint on his way home from work, village idiot is sat in the corner with a brank new shinny new thermos flask in front of him

Man says I see you bought one then.

Idiot says yes do you know that it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Man rather tersely says I know I told you twice yesterday, go on then what have you got in it.

Idiot two cups of tea and a choc ice
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4121 on: February 14, 2017, 05:32:11 AM »
The Thermos Flask

A man is on his way home from work when he pops in to his local pub for a pint.

He walks into the bar and puts his sandwich box and thermos flask on the bar whilst he waits for his pint to be pulled.

The village idiot is sat in the coroner reading the Daily Star , when he points at the Thermos flask and asked what it is.

Man tells him its a thermos flask.

Idiot, says but what's it for

Man, it keeps hot things hot and cold thing cold.

Idiot. what will they think of next I have never seen one before , what does it do again.

Man we have had them for years as I said before it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Man leaves pub after his pint.

Following day same man goes in for another pint on his way home from work, village idiot is sat in the corner with a brank new shinny new thermos flask in front of him

Man says I see you bought one then.

Idiot says yes do you know that it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Man rather tersely says I know I told you twice yesterday, go on then what have you got in it.

Idiot two cups of tea and a choc ice

AFFS!

I'm sure that is an AFFS, it is my (often repeated  redface:) David Beckham joke...  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4122 on: February 14, 2017, 08:56:52 AM »
The Thermos Flask

A man is on his way home from work when he pops in to his local pub for a pint.

He walks into the bar and puts his sandwich box and thermos flask on the bar whilst he waits for his pint to be pulled.

The village idiot is sat in the coroner reading the Daily Star , when he points at the Thermos flask and asked what it is.

Man tells him its a thermos flask.

Idiot, says but what's it for

Man, it keeps hot things hot and cold thing cold.

Idiot. what will they think of next I have never seen one before , what does it do again.

Man we have had them for years as I said before it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Man leaves pub after his pint.

Following day same man goes in for another pint on his way home from work, village idiot is sat in the corner with a brank new shinny new thermos flask in front of him

Man says I see you bought one then.

Idiot says yes do you know that it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Man rather tersely says I know I told you twice yesterday, go on then what have you got in it.

Idiot two cups of tea and a choc ice

AFFS!

I'm sure that is an AFFS, it is my (often repeated  redface:) David Beckham joke...  lol:
Like the jigsaw puzzle joke?
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4123 on: February 14, 2017, 10:07:24 AM »


AFFS!

I'm sure that is an AFFS, it is my (often repeated  redface:) David Beckham joke...  lol:
Your search engine said Affs free.  I blame the management
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4124 on: February 14, 2017, 11:12:48 AM »


AFFS!

I'm sure that is an AFFS, it is my (often repeated  redface:) David Beckham joke...  lol:
Your search engine said Affs free.  I blame the management

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