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Offline Nick

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Mujibar
« on: July 09, 2010, 11:54:07 AM »
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . 
 
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' 
 
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' 
 
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green ..' 
 
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,   'Mister Manager, I am ready.' 
 
The Manager said, 'Go ahead.' 
 
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, yellow, this is Mujibar.' 
 
Mujibar now works at a call centre. 
 
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
 
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Re: Mujibar
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2010, 12:01:47 PM »
 noooo:

Poor, also marked down for using "said" too many times.

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Re: Mujibar
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2010, 12:25:08 PM »
It's all my sister's fault  lol:
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Re: Mujibar
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2010, 12:30:53 PM »
I knew it wasn't literate enough to be you. 

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Re: Mujibar
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2010, 12:47:34 PM »
I will tell her you said that  razz:
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Re: Mujibar
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2010, 01:17:11 PM »
Dear Uncle Mort
My sister ate my homework
Nick
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