Why would any of us be even the slightest bit interested in this ey, why?

Don't know your Jewish vicar friend, the flat or this so called famous film star and his shagabint who I've never 'eard of and couldn't actually give a flying duck about anyway, today, tomorrow, or any other time either for that matter.

Why don't you actually get yourself a bit of hobby ey, instead of pressing yer ear to the walls listening to boring tittle tattle, you oh so sad scruffy ginger bearded little mouse?