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Offline Uncle Mort

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If you were a car what car would you be?
« on: July 02, 2010, 09:46:53 AM »
Looking at the Range Rover Evoque I see a fat, arrogant bully. So it begs the question, what sort of car would best describe you?
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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2010, 09:50:02 AM »
Oh Gawd ...  rubschin:  Probably a .... no, that's not it.  rubschin:   Can I phone a friend?
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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2010, 09:55:15 AM »
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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2010, 10:00:39 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2010, 09:46:53 AM
Looking at the Range Rover Evoque I see a fat, arrogant bully. So it begs the question, what sort of car would best describe you?

No, that'll be the Range Rover Sport with bling 22" rims and tints that you're getting confused with.
See also BMW X5 and Audi Q4, the drug dealers choice. sick2:

That new RR is only 2wd btw, and I think irt just looks different and space agey typish.

I need to see one in the metal before my final expert judment deliverance. cloud9:
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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2010, 10:03:02 AM »


Me? ~ maybe something like this:




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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 10:06:19 AM »
What else?  whistle:

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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2010, 10:07:27 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2010, 10:03:02 AM


Me? ~ maybe something like this:






Bit pipe and slipper ee ish like, but a true British classic.
Bit like yerself then really I suppose? rubschin:

Every panel bolts off on them, even the roof I think.
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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2010, 10:15:30 AM »
I probably should be this  rubschin:


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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2010, 10:26:05 AM »
I think I used to be one of these...





Am now more like one of these...




Nothing like blowing your own trumpet/strumpet, delete as appropriate. 8)
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2010, 10:29:38 AM »
Me. Noble  angel1



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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2010, 10:39:27 AM »
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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2010, 12:39:07 PM »
Sometimes I feel like this, but it doesn't last long   surrender:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQeay-PgYtM
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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2010, 12:51:08 PM »
Years ago I got knocked off my bike by one of those  evil: The driver was very apologetic. His name was Eric Clapton  eeek:

I wish I had had the presence of mind to sue  evil:
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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2010, 01:34:44 PM »
Me  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

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Re: If you were a car what car would you be?
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