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Offline Uncle Mort

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GOAL......!
« on: June 14, 2010, 02:45:04 PM »
It's a shame John Terry didn't shag Rob Green's wife.


I went in to the chemist to buy some condoms. I got the Rob Green variety, extra slippery and guaranteed against catching anything.


What have Rob Green and Michael Jackson got in common? They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.


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Re: GOAL......!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 03:03:19 PM »
Teflon gloves, naturally

Offline Just One More

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Re: GOAL......!
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 05:26:25 AM »
Most if not all should be in the hat, coat, door thread

Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.

Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.

At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...

All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line

Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

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