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Offline The Moan Ranger

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The glorious 12th
« on: July 12, 2007, 05:03:23 PM »
I'm not allowed to burn my old Pirelli Diablo Corsas on my pyre, as it is harmful to the environment. Well tough titties, if I can't burn them then I'll just chuck a few papists on it instead.

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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 05:06:28 PM »
Taxi for Mr Ranger please.
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 05:07:55 PM »
Don't worry, the smoke won't travel as far as Berkshire...
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 07:14:01 PM »
smoked turkey..

that reminds me, what the fuck is turkey ham ???
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2007, 07:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 12, 2007, 07:14:01 PM
smoked turkey..

that reminds me, what the fuck is turkey ham ???

A pigturk? Place is full of them apparently.
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 07:17:00 PM »
you don't see many muslim pig farmers.. whistle:
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 07:37:56 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 12, 2007, 07:14:01 PM
that reminds me, what the fuck is turkey ham ???

Ahem... thigh or rump... hamstrings? ... as opposed to turkey's other bits?

On second thoughts, I'm sure Darwin will be along shortly to enlighten whistle:
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 07:46:12 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 12, 2007, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 12, 2007, 07:14:01 PM
that reminds me, what the fuck is turkey ham ???

Ahem... thigh or rump... hamstrings? ... as opposed to turkey's other bits?

On second thoughts, I'm sure Darwin will be along shortly to enlighten whistle:

Yea. That's what's worrying me. i can't stand slithery bloody gibblety bits talk. sick2:
Just wipe it's arse, grab it by the horns and eat it. End of.
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 11:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Berek on July 12, 2007, 07:17:00 PM
you don't see many muslim pig farmers.. whistle:

Nor indeed any other religous pigs  drumroll:  eyes:

Come on you b'stards that deserve some karma !! sad24:
« Last Edit: July 12, 2007, 11:29:15 PM by Shy Talk »
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 11:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Shy Talk on July 12, 2007, 11:24:10 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 12, 2007, 07:17:00 PM
you don't see many muslim pig farmers.. whistle:

Nor indeed any other religous pigs  drumroll:  eyes:

Come on you b'stards that deserve some karma !! sad24:


Ooops.  redface:
I'm making a right bollux of everything this week.
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 09:08:32 AM »
'Turkey ham' is made from the bits that are not good enough to go into 'Twizzlers', glued together and dyed pink.


An interesting fact connected to the muslim pig farming.

Israel is a very large producer of pork, obviously for export. ::)
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2007, 10:58:09 AM »
If you think turkey ham is weird take a trip to Stoke and feast on turkeyduck, chickenduck, beefduck, cheddarduck et al.
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 03:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Mr Happy on July 13, 2007, 10:58:09 AM
If you think turkey ham is weird take a trip to Stoke and feast on turkeyduck, chickenduck, beefduck, cheddarduck et al.

the duck you are referring to is of course brain.. my old fella used to eat beefduck all the time..

don't know what cheddarduck is like though.. eeek:
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 03:18:13 PM »
So how come Bombay Duck's a fish...  rubschin:
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Re: The glorious 12th
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 03:37:24 PM »
 rubschin:
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