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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #60 on: June 10, 2010, 08:30:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2010, 08:23:04 AM
I am not ginger  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Being ginger is the least of your problems tbqatth. ::)

I sincerely hope and fully expect you to weigh Pasty in with a really decent thank you gift, and I mean DECENT gift, not some old cheap shite you picked up for yourself and no longer want from the bloody pound shop either.

Several bottles of his favourite tipple will do for starters, plus a mental re-habilitaion relaxing  weekend away, somewhere out in the country, having had to put up with YOU for more than 12 hours minutes.
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #61 on: June 10, 2010, 09:21:11 AM »
A nice rug perhaps ?
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #62 on: June 10, 2010, 09:23:11 AM »
I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head  noooo:  No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #63 on: June 10, 2010, 12:22:59 PM »
Prolly best you don't until the smell is too intrusive. whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #64 on: June 10, 2010, 12:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 09:23:11 AM
I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head  noooo:  No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ...  rubschin:

You have my utmost and deepest understanding and sympathy dear Pasty. happy100

I've had to endure his company on several ocassions in the ale 'ouse for short periods of time, and that was bad enuough. ::)
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #65 on: June 10, 2010, 12:38:41 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 10, 2010, 07:55:34 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2010, 07:16:19 AM
Something overcame us at about 1.00 this morning and Pastis entertained me with his collection of 60s Italian pop music  noooo:


Adriano Celentano?


Oh no  noooo:

This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL_4wn-Oj2k
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #66 on: June 10, 2010, 01:00:14 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 09:23:11 AM
I have put him on a bus. Oh, my head  noooo:  No disasters though; haven't looked down the back of the sofa yet ...  rubschin:

Are all the plug 'oles full of ginger hairs...?
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #67 on: June 10, 2010, 01:18:55 PM »
 eeek: eeek:    rubschin:    No.

Flushed them down the bog problee  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #68 on: June 10, 2010, 01:19:57 PM »
I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #69 on: June 10, 2010, 01:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2010, 01:19:57 PM
I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise  eveilgrin:

Do you only have a little tiddler then...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #70 on: June 10, 2010, 02:36:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2010, 01:19:57 PM
I Have secreted a small fish in his flat as a summer surprise  eveilgrin:

I don't actually believe you, BUT if you had, that would make you an even BIGGER twat than I already thought you were tbh.
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #71 on: June 10, 2010, 02:48:00 PM »
Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish  ;)
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #72 on: June 10, 2010, 02:49:22 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 10, 2010, 02:48:00 PM
Agreed Growler. A fib not a fish  ;)

Hasn't he given you a fish before?
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #73 on: June 10, 2010, 02:52:39 PM »
True, but ...


 rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick sleeps on Pastis' sofa thread
« Reply #74 on: June 10, 2010, 02:54:56 PM »
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