Pipes wires and valves 'n stuff all suffering?

[Nick]

 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Barman]

Only nine! 

The longer is takes to download your inane ramblings, the better 

 

[Grumpmeister]

[Barman]

 

 

[Barman]

 

[Uncle Mort]

Of course I cannot get youtube here. 

[Barman]

Of course I cannot get youtube here. 

 

[Snoopy]

Poor old Nick's dongle seems to have a bit of a dangle ~ no wonder he was so interested in viagra

[GROWLER]

Am I talkin' to meself here like ey?

Seemingly yes Growler.

Well stuff the lot of you then, bunch of I.T. geeky anorak wearing toss pots.

Don't bother replying now, cus I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, ok?

[Barman]

Am I talkin' to meself here like ey?

Seemingly yes Growler.

Well stuff the lot of you then, bunch of I.T. geeky anorak wearing toss pots.

Don't bother replying now, cus I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, ok?

We were only trying to elp like... if you posted your 'score' we could determine if yer pipes were bocked or summat...

[GROWLER]

Am I talkin' to meself here like ey?

Seemingly yes Growler.

Well stuff the lot of you then, bunch of I.T. geeky anorak wearing toss pots.

Don't bother replying now, cus I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, ok?

We were only trying to elp like... if you posted your 'score' we could determine if yer pipes were bocked or summat...

They ARE though. That's what I was saying all along, but no, you lot have to go off at a tangent comapring 'willy sizes' like a bunch of 10 year olds ffs.

[Uncle Mort]

Well stuff the lot of you then, bunch of I.T. geeky anorak wearing toss pots.

 

I'm sure you don't mean that.

Oh, and on behalf of Nick 

[Uncle Mort]

Anyway, my router/modem played up again this morning so I spoke to Orange. They said they had checked the line and (as expected) all was OK. Had a look on the internet and spoke to a real I.T. geeky anorak type. It's possible it's caused by the router getting overheated. As I had left it turned off on Sunday night and it was OK on Monday morning 'til now maybe that's the answer.

Growler, I know you said you switch off the kit overnight but maybe your router is overheating. It does seem a common problem from what I perused on the web.

[Darwins Selection]

Am I talkin' to meself here like ey?

Seemingly yes Growler.

Well stuff the lot of you then, bunch of I.T. geeky anorak wearing toss pots.

Don't bother replying now, cus I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, ok?

We were only trying to elp like... if you posted your 'score' we could determine if yer pipes were bocked or summat...

They ARE though. That's what I was saying all along, but no, you lot have to go off at a tangent comapring 'willy sizes' like a bunch of 10 year olds ffs.

OI! Kaarm down eh?

Even I know there is a pipe that comes in and another one that goes out. The Geeks might be able to tell you something useful if it showed which pipe(s) are blocked if you do that fish.net stuff they suggest.

Of course they will ramble on about who has the thickest pipe, but you expect that.

Now UM suggests you put a bag of frozen peas on it.

They are all trying in their own ways.