Pipes wires and valves 'n stuff all suffering?

[GROWLER]

Is everything in here going slow and crashing regular, pages not loading properly and stuff, 'cus of this new wireless thingy that I've now got?
Up to 3 puters werkin' at the same time must put a lot of strain on the items in the thread title I'd have thought? 

[Barman]

Three PCs shouldn't really affect it unless they are all downloading at the same time... If they are all being used simultaneously then yes, the speed is divided between all three...

Try switching the modem off and back on again...

[Snoopy]

That is switch it off and on again at the wall socket ~ DO NOT TOUCH THE RESET BUTTON 'cos if you do no PC/laptop or anything in the house will work until they have all been reconfigured to the new settings that the router will give itself IF YOU TOUCH THE RESET BUTTON!

[Nick]

Gubbed for sure    Bye bye Growler 

[GROWLER]

That is switch it off and on again at the wall socket ~ DO NOT TOUCH THE RESET BUTTON 'cos if you do no PC/laptop or anything in the house will work until they have all been reconfigured to the new settings that the router will give itself IF YOU TOUCH THE RESET BUTTON!

I'm getting confuslicated again now. 

I ALWAYS turn the puter and all associated bibs and bobs off at the socket when I go to me nest.
It saves electric apparently, according to a expert I was talking to last year.

[Snoopy]

That's fine but don't touch the reset button!


BTW my late Father in Law, a highly intelligent man ~ industrial research chemist by trade ~ used to switch everything off at the sockets whenever they left the house. Mind you he also switched on the burglar alarm and then turned off the socket that fed it so it ran on batteries only whilst they were out ..... not popular with the neighbours.

He would also not switch on the ansaphone in case burglars rang to check the house was empty and on getting the ansaphone realise that they had a clear path to the family heirlooms.

Like I may have mentioned a highly intelligent chap but well short of common sense.

[Nick]

Get a man in!! Actually, I am available at ?50 per hour or part thereof. For extra money I can bring a glamorous assistant in full possession of restless puppies. Name of Danni.  

[GROWLER]

Gubbed for sure    Bye bye Growler 

It's werkin' fine at the mo, but that's cus the Growlers jnr aren't here, with MM talking constant shite on faceache, music and other random crap, and Growler jnr watching vid clips off the Top Gear site and trawling through Autotrader.

[GROWLER]

Get a man in!! Actually, I am available at ?50 per hour or part thereof. For extra money I can bring a glamorous assistant in full possession of restless puppies. Name of Danni.  

PUPPIES?
 RESTLESS PUPPIES IN A PAIR OF BASKETS?

Oh yesssss!

Just send her. You can fuck off.

[Barman]

Get a man in!! Actually, I am available at ?50 per hour or part thereof. For extra money I can bring a glamorous assistant in full possession of restless puppies. Name of Danni.  

PUPPIES?
 RESTLESS PUPPIES IN A PAIR OF BASKETS?

Oh yesssss!

Just send her. You can fuck off.

 

[Darwins Selection]

BTW my late Father in Law used to switch everything off at the sockets whenever they left the house.

Very wise to, it can be nasty if you get an electricity leak while you are out and come back with wet feet or whatever. 

[Snoopy]

He also used to set ZONE ONE of the alarm when he went to bed at night ~ that covered the ground floor only.................

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............................................................The number of times he went downstairs to get a drink of water during the small hours was legendary 

[GROWLER]

2 'puters on all evening, and this bloody petulant moody electrical crock of crap thing hasn't crashed froze, or refused to load a page once.

Was'at all about then ey, what, exactly like?

[Darwins Selection]

2 'puters on all evening, and this bloody petulant moody electrical crock of crap thing hasn't crashed froze, or refused to load a page once.

Was'at all about then ey, what, exactly like?

It senses your temporary good humour. 

[Barman]