Seriously ~ all morning I have tried to log in but couldn't get past "Cannot Locate that Page" messages.
I even emailed Nick (pointlessly as I remembered, just after I pressed "send", that he is out today) to see if he had a problem.
I thought perhaps with the Barman was expected home and a great deal of house tidying was being done in preparation ~ leading to "someone" forgetting to put a shilling in the virtual meter.

I've been suffering withdrawal symptoms all morning (well from 10.00 until about 14.00)

Nothing to do 'cept wait and hope.