If you are really careful you can get your fone to do what mine does when it gets an incoming message. That is to say it does an impersonation of that bastard puppet Meercat from a certain advertising campaign.
At least I think it does.
Truth be told I dont get many text messages.
Come to that, I have no idea what my ring tone is.
Because no one rings me.
Its a great fone though. Wi-Fi, camera, calculator and all sorts.
I can prolly ring the Samaritans on it if I really needed to.
Not that I do of course.
Er... Eurovison on Saturday!
Obviously I'll be to busy to watch.
Goodnight now. I'm sure I'll be back 2morrer (text speak that).
