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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 07:44:44 PM »
We have Scops Owls all around our house - they screech instead of hooting like Owls should like...  noooo:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 07:47:06 PM »
Keeel them  razz:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2010, 08:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 25, 2010, 07:47:06 PM
Keeel them  razz:

With my shotgun like...?  rubschin:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2010, 08:09:59 PM »
Why not? It's a long time since we've had Owl Surprise on the menu in the Restaurant  ;D
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2010, 08:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 25, 2010, 08:09:59 PM
Why not? It's a long time since we've had Owl Surprise on the menu in the Restaurant  ;D

The only problem is they sit on the overhead power cables.... still, what could possibly go wrong?  rubschin:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2010, 08:19:30 PM »
So, ditch the shotgun and go for a rifle   whistle:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2010, 08:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 25, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
So, ditch the shotgun and go for a rifle   whistle:

Not allowed....  evil:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2010, 08:40:56 PM »
After an imaginary discussion with my sharp shooter teenage nephew (can bag a 100 pheasant on a shoot) we recommend the following:

1) Take an assistant (LL)
2) Provide said assistant with an air klaxon
3) Load up and take aim with shotgun
4) Instruct assistant to activate klaxon
5) Shoot as owls take flight away from power cables

 lol:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2010, 08:42:18 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 25, 2010, 08:40:56 PM
After an imaginary discussion with my sharp shooter teenage nephew (can bag a 100 pheasant on a shoot) we recommend the following:

1) Take an assistant (LL)
2) Provide said assistant with an air klaxon
3) Load up and take aim with shotgun
4) Instruct assistant to activate klaxon
5) Shoot as owls take flight away from power cables

 lol:


Excellent!  eveilgrin:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2010, 10:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2010, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 25, 2010, 08:40:56 PM
After an imaginary discussion with my sharp shooter teenage nephew (can bag a 100 pheasant on a shoot) we recommend the following:

1) Take an assistant (LL)
2) Provide said assistant with an air klaxon
3) Load up and take aim with shotgun
4) Instruct assistant to activate klaxon
5) Shoot as owls take flight away from power cables

 lol:


Excellent!  eveilgrin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
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Re: No, I'm not mad, but..........
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2010, 04:32:55 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 25, 2010, 10:20:46 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2010, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 25, 2010, 08:40:56 PM
After an imaginary discussion with my sharp shooter teenage nephew (can bag a 100 pheasant on a shoot) we recommend the following:

1) Take an assistant (LL)
2) Provide said assistant with an air klaxon
3) Load up and take aim with shotgun
4) Instruct assistant to activate klaxon
5) Shoot as owls take flight away from power cables

 lol:


Excellent!  eveilgrin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Just kiddin' Growler....  ;)
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