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Offline apc2010

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Equations
« on: May 23, 2010, 10:33:13 PM »
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ...



is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and



K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with

mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

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Re: Equations
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2010, 04:49:08 AM »
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