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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1710 on: September 10, 2008, 08:26:54 AM »
Is it worth me putting any sun cream on, then?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1711 on: September 10, 2008, 08:27:36 AM »
Professor Wenchy will answer all your scientific questions during a special "post in" at 11.00
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1712 on: September 10, 2008, 08:28:40 AM »
I only know what I'm told!  redface:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1713 on: September 10, 2008, 08:31:24 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 10, 2008, 08:26:54 AM
Is it worth me putting any sun cream on, then?
No... see also 'shaving'...
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1714 on: September 10, 2008, 08:32:50 AM »
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1715 on: September 10, 2008, 08:59:01 AM »
I see we've all become experts on particle physics.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1716 on: September 10, 2008, 09:08:16 AM »
I've been watching the BBC coverage of the initial tests and while I'm not en expert I think that Dr Singh made a slight mistake when he was talking about what could go wrong if one of hte magnets failed. Given that there are a fair few people worried that this experiment has serious risks the last phrase you want to use when talking about a failure is 'death ray' even if you qualify it immediately afterwards by saying ti would destroy circuitry within CERN.
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1717 on: September 10, 2008, 09:13:10 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 08:59:01 AM
I see we've all become experts on particle physics.

I think that should read 'partial experts on physics'.  noooo:

How does the 'beam' go 'half-way'?

Do the protons just run out of juice and drop into a little heap on the floor at the midpoint?
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1718 on: September 10, 2008, 09:14:54 AM »
I stayed beneath the duvet until John Humphries told me it was safe to come out. Then that Adam Hart-Davies started  interviewing some chappie with an improbable name and all AH-D could find to say was "WOW!" & "INCREDIBLE" & "WOW!" again so I sent and had a sh*t, followed by a shave and a shower.

Morning all ~ another anti climax I see, still at least the weather is pleasant for it. whistle:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1719 on: September 10, 2008, 09:15:07 AM »
It is either a passing point or they stopped them using a plank of wood.
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1720 on: September 10, 2008, 09:25:25 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:15:07 AM
. .they stopped them using a plank of wood.

Aha! The "Larch Hadron Collider"
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Offline Mrs TG

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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1721 on: September 10, 2008, 09:26:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2008, 07:57:47 AM
Quote from: Mrs TG on September 10, 2008, 07:54:52 AM
Quote from: tel on September 10, 2008, 06:08:49 AM
Has everybody buggered off cos it's the end of the world in 90 minutes time?

Can it have the courtesy of at least letting me dry my washing first..!  scared2:
It will dry off as it disappears into the black hole...  scared2:

oh well it still on line, and we still all here are we not? bloody ell have to do the ironing later .... noooo:
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1722 on: September 10, 2008, 09:42:27 AM »
Is it safe...?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1723 on: September 10, 2008, 09:44:28 AM »
Of course.What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Empty bar
« Reply #1724 on: September 10, 2008, 09:49:37 AM »
I am off to the dentist shortly to advance plans for the acquisition of a cat.
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