The BBC1 coverage is already twee and annoying. Cunch of Bunts.
"Out helicopters are up in the sky..."
Well bugger me, I'd never have known that. I thought they would have been down the Marianas Trench. 
Indeed - like earlier on when the Farage plane nose-dived. the BBC reporter said she "believed the banner attached to the plane was encouraging people to vote UKIP".
Well, who'd of thunk it.
And now Krusty Wark has just appeared.
Only two things can redeem this now:-
1. Fiona Bruce strips off, and
2. Involves herself in a lesbian lickathon with Emily Maitlis.
