School Grump 5: State v. Private

[Snoopy]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Both are wrong. 

Are they different sizes then?

I wouldn't know as I never looked.

Anyhoo, what's all this 'have a go at Darwin day' from you young Wench?

I don't remember ogling or mocking you today (apart from your menopausal choice of colour in kitchen equipment).

If I were at all a sensitive soul, I could be very hurt.

[Bar Wench]

Sorry.  Many apologies. Was feeling like a delicate little flower who had been trampled on.

[Barman]

Both are wrong. 

Anyhoo, what's all this 'have a go at Darwin day' from you young Wench?

Painters prolly ? this could be the first one for the powder room? 

[Bar Wench]

Both are wrong. 

Anyhoo, what's all this 'have a go at Darwin day' from you young Wench?

Painters prolly ? this could be the first one for the powder room? 

[Nick]

What is this thread about?

[Bar Wench]

 

[Barman]

Both are wrong. 

Anyhoo, what's all this 'have a go at Darwin day' from you young Wench?

Painters prolly ? this could be the first one for the powder room? 

I?ll get the nice nurses onto you!  

[Barman]

What is this thread about?

What are any of them about? 

[Grumpmeister]

Don't talk to me about nuns or Catholic schools

You don't like penguins - why? Very funny to watch at the zoo! Good at catching fish and swimming.
Plus the sound of music is a classic !!! In fact, oh no, I feel a burst of song coming on - trill commecing ''The hills are alive, blah blah blah blah blah blah''

  Thank you VERY much, way back in the mists of time an ex of mine had a past in a production of that musical somehow managing to get a singing part despite sounding like a distressed hyena. I've now got her catawauling stuck in my head again

[Landlady]

Don't talk to me about nuns or Catholic schools

You don't like penguins - why? Very funny to watch at the zoo! Good at catching fish and swimming.
Plus the sound of music is a classic !!! In fact, oh no, I feel a burst of song coming on - trill commecing ''The hills are alive, blah blah blah blah blah blah''

  Thank you VERY much, way back in the mists of time an ex of mine had a past in a production of that musical somehow managing to get a singing part despite sounding like a distressed hyena. I've now got her catawauling stuck in my head again

So so soooooooooooo very pleased to be of help 

All together now

''Doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun (not that your're getting any in England - tee hee), Me a name I call myself (when I'm so pissed I've forgotten my real one) Far a long long way to run (oh how you wish you could, how you wish you could),  Sew a needle pulling thread (not that these threads are in any way needle pulling, they couldn't hold anything together me thinks, talk about easily distracted), La     , Tea the jolly British tonic (for those not up to Bishops Finger) that will bring us back to Doe etc etc etc etc etc etc

No okay, hold yourself's back my friends I am being deafened by your tumultuous appreciation 

I thank you, I thank you 

[ice and a slice]

Don't talk to me about nuns or Catholic schools

You don't like penguins - why? Very funny to watch at the zoo! Good at catching fish and swimming.
Plus the sound of music is a classic !!! In fact, oh no, I feel a burst of song coming on - trill commecing ''The hills are alive, blah blah blah blah blah blah''

  Thank you VERY much, way back in the mists of time an ex of mine had a past in a production of that musical somehow managing to get a singing part despite sounding like a distressed hyena. I've now got her catawauling stuck in my head again

So so soooooooooooo very pleased to be of help 

All together now

''Doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun (not that your're getting any in England - tee hee), Me a name I call myself (when I'm so pissed I've forgotten my real one) Far a long long way to run (oh how you wish you could, how you wish you could),  Sew a needle pulling thread (not that these threads are in any way needle pulling, they couldn't hold anything together me thinks, talk about easily distracted), La     , Tea the jolly British tonic (for those not up to Bishops Finger) that will bring us back to Doe etc etc etc etc etc etc

No okay, hold yourself's back my friends I am being deafened by your tumultuous appreciation 

I thank you, I thank you 

YAY!!!  Hooray!!! Clap Clap Clap!!![/size]

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[The Moan Ranger]

No decent Grammar Schools up there?

http://www.suttongrammar.sutton.sch.uk/

The scary thing is the Headmaster used to teach me A-Level maths, when he was fresh faced out of training. The poor bloke was terrorised at first. And he drove an Austin 1100, whereas I has a 1300 

[Landlady]

Thank you VERY much, way back in the mists of time an ex of mine had a past in a production of that musical somehow managing to get a singing part despite sounding like a distressed hyena. I've now got her catawauling stuck in my head again

So so soooooooooooo very pleased to be of help 

All together now

''Doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun (not that your're getting any in England - tee hee), Me a name I call myself (when I'm so pissed I've forgotten my real one) Far a long long way to run (oh how you wish you could, how you wish you could),  Sew a needle pulling thread (not that these threads are in any way needle pulling, they couldn't hold anything together me thinks, talk about easily distracted), La     , Tea the jolly British tonic (for those not up to Bishops Finger) that will bring us back to Doe etc etc etc etc etc etc

No okay, hold yourself's back my friends I am being deafened by your tumultuous appreciation 

I thank you, I thank you 
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YAY!!!  Hooray!!! Clap Clap Clap!!![/size]
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Dear I& S - hereby formally invite you to a glass of champagne on the patio at TLHOTP when you make it over to our side of the waters 

[ice and a slice]

Thank you VERY much, way back in the mists of time an ex of mine had a past in a production of that musical somehow managing to get a singing part despite sounding like a distressed hyena. I've now got her catawauling stuck in my head again

So so soooooooooooo very pleased to be of help 

All together now

''Doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun (not that your're getting any in England - tee hee), Me a name I call myself (when I'm so pissed I've forgotten my real one) Far a long long way to run (oh how you wish you could, how you wish you could),  Sew a needle pulling thread (not that these threads are in any way needle pulling, they couldn't hold anything together me thinks, talk about easily distracted), La     , Tea the jolly British tonic (for those not up to Bishops Finger) that will bring us back to Doe etc etc etc etc etc etc

No okay, hold yourself's back my friends I am being deafened by your tumultuous appreciation 

I thank you, I thank you 

YAY!!!  Hooray!!! Clap Clap Clap!!![/size]
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Dear I& S - hereby formally invite you to a glass of champagne on the patio at TLHOTP when you make it over to our side of the waters 
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You're on - get it on ice!!!