LL is watching this...
Can there ever have been a more shiterer programme on the telly...? 
I offer:
Daily Cooks Challenge
Jamie at Home
Master Chef
and don't even mention Neighbours, Strictly Come Dancing, The X Factor or any news programme presented by Huw "Curled Lip" Edwards 
I see all of those and trump you with Undercover princess...

FFS this 'undercover princess' meets a bloke in the supermarket...
UP: Hello, what is your name?
Bloke: Fred (or somesuch)
UP: I think you look lovely
Bloke: I like you too
Note " I like you too", not "Hello, why the fuck have you got a radio microphone stuffed down the back of your trousers with a big antenna stuck out of the top of it and why is there a camera crew following you around?"
Utter, utter shite!
