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Offline Pastis

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Pineberries
« on: March 31, 2010, 01:18:24 PM »
Is this an early April Fools?  Apparently in Waitrose  rubschin:



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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 02:24:55 PM »
Tis true
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 02:26:43 PM »
They are indeed real enough.
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 02:54:13 PM »
Can't they just invent a pineapple that isn't so messy to prepare.

I hate cutting fresh pineapple  noooo:
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 02:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2010, 02:54:13 PM
Can't they just invent a pineapple that isn't so messy to prepare.

I hate cutting fresh pineapple  noooo:

And it gets stuck in your teeth and makes your lips bleed like...  noooo:
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 02:56:51 PM »
...and it cuts your hands to shreds when you pick up the spiky end  noooo:
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 03:01:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2010, 02:56:51 PM
...and it cuts your hands to shreds when you pick up the spiky end  noooo:

Best just get the rings out of a tin like...  surrender:

Or on a big slab of gammon....  Drool:
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 03:27:08 PM »
You two inhabit another world altogether  noooo:
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 03:29:28 PM »
Are pineapples the most defensive fruit or veg  ? rubschin:

Ok coconuts have an impossible shell but one swipe with an axe and they are disarmed  ...any that you can think of that are worse ???

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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 03:32:47 PM »
Did you mention pineapple because pineberries taste like them?
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 03:35:04 PM »
Aren't pineberries supposed to be a berry shape but tasting more like a pineapple ?  rubschin:

Not that I know of course  redface:
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 03:37:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 31, 2010, 03:29:28 PM
Are pineapples the most defensive fruit or veg  ? rubschin:

Ok coconuts have an impossible shell but one swipe with an axe and they are disarmed  ...any that you can think of that are worse ???



Durian can be a b@st@rd to open.

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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2010, 03:37:38 PM »
Ooooooooo That turned out to be a big picture eeek:
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2010, 03:38:48 PM »
I've only just discovered a really neat way to get at a Kiwi fruit  redface:
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Re: Pineberries
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2010, 03:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 31, 2010, 03:38:48 PM
I've only just discovered a really neat way to get at a Kiwi fruit  redface:

Treat them like a boiled egg. Lop the top off and dig in with a spoon.  whistle:






One company used to sell a plastic combined spoon and knife as a Kiwi spoon.
Prolly Lakeland Plastics now I think about it.
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