So.What is SO good about this country then?

[GROWLER]

I'm bloody sick well beyond my back teeth, of being constantly told that ...."this isn't such a bad country you know" by the latest load of shite to be published shortly, 'Gospel 6528 according to St. Mrs Growler'.

Can you lot therefore please state your own long winded views on this matter, listing, preferably in alpahabetical order, the virtues of this FUCKIN' SHITHOLE, called Great Britain......PLEASE, before I go insane trying to think of something?

[Landlady]

Nope - thats why we left
Rats leaving the sinking ship and all that!!!

[GROWLER]

Nope - thats why we left
Rats leaving the sinking ship and all that!!!

Sinking being the operetive werd too presently.

Our local rag informs us that a local town, VERY close to where our Nick resides, is on the verge of being consumed forever by the River Dee.

As long as Nick isn't there when it happens, I say WHOOOPEE!!!

[GROWLER]

Right then. I'll start.
A.

Accident and Emergency treatment?

Crap. Full of chavs who've consumed too much 'White Lightning' and feel a little poorly...bless.
The staff generally have a couldn't care less attitude mainly because of point 1, which is just tough shit I'm afraid when you or I need genuine emergency treatment.
They're no doubt sick and tired of being verbally abused by the great well mannered even tempered patient British public, and listening to knob heads who've got a poorly foot for kicking someones head in.

Next?

[ice and a slice]

No, can't even think about the crapness too much.  Leaving for sunnier climes very soon.

Ha ha... you'll have to put up with the weather, government, NHS, Education System, Tax..... without me 

Sorry I shouldn't laugh 

[GROWLER]

:Sorry I shouldn't laugh 

Good observation, but not good enough to NOT earn a well earned karma slap from me you rodent....leaving the sinking ship.

[GROWLER]

B

Bastard Brunstrome.
Already covered on another thread.

[Mr Happy]

It must be good if all these immigrants want to be here...

It must be bad if Paki's want to blow it up...

[ice and a slice]

:Sorry I shouldn't laugh 

Good observation, but not good enough to NOT earn a well earned karma slap from me you rodent....leaving the sinking ship.

You're just so hard to please! I have given it a fair whack but given up. Hey ho!

[Bar Wench]

It's good because chances are that if you have to live anywhere civalised due to having to work that it will be exactly the same as it is here. If you can retire to the middle of nowhere then it's a fab plan.

I love the UK, I bitch and I moan about it but then I am the sort of person that will always grumble regardless of where I am. You can move but you can never outrun yourself or your problems.

[Darwins Selection]

I am the sort of person that will always grumble

A woman?

[Bar Wench]

Well, then I am twice as likely! I am a woman with a grumbly disposition. 

[Darwins Selection]

Well, then I am twice as likely! I am a woman with a grumbly disposition. 

Splendid!

[Nick]

Nope - thats why we left
Rats leaving the sinking ship and all that!!!

Sinking being the operetive werd too presently.

Our local rag informs us that a local town, VERY close to where our Nick resides, is on the verge of being consumed forever by the River Dee.

As long as Nick isn't there when it happens, I say WHOOOPEE!!!

Which town?!

[Misunderstood]

Which town?

INDEED


By the way regarding your signature:-   omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina   - should cover it.