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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2007, 02:08:16 PM »
If you guys think the BarWench's LOVELY pink food mixer is a bionic willie PLEASE explain to us ladies what we would need the large bowl for????

I'm envious BarWench - tight fisted old Barman only lets me have the boring old white good variety of kitchen aid implements, occassionally he'll let me splash out on a bit of chrome  ::)  

I don't have one.  sad24:


Yet.  eveilgrin:

I think Barman should be left in hospital until you have made at least one frivolous purchase of which he would not approve.

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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2007, 02:10:03 PM »
That's why Brides wear white ~ To match the kitchen appliances!  drumroll:
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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2007, 02:13:19 PM »
That's why Brides wear white ~ To match the kitchen appliances!  drumroll:


Yeah yeah yeah - heard it all before boys along also with the one of;

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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2007, 02:16:26 PM »
I don't have one.  sad24:
Yet.  eveilgrin:
I think Barman should be left in hospital until you have made at least one frivolous purchase of which he would not approve.

I made four the other day actually  lol: Debenhams had a sale in their nice clothes section and he'll never notice if we dont tell him eeek:

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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2007, 02:18:54 PM »
I don't have one.  sad24:
Yet.  eveilgrin:
I think Barman should be left in hospital until you have made at least one frivolous purchase of which he would not approve.

I made four the other day actually  lol: Debenhams had a sale in their nice clothes section and he'll never notice if we dont tell him eeek:

Excellent! It will be our little secret!  ;)

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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2007, 03:18:23 PM »
. . . splash out on a bit of chrome

I thought that was only a Gentlemans activity?
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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #66 on: July 10, 2007, 03:20:20 PM »
. . . splash out on a bit of chrome

I thought that was only a Gentlemans activity?

I did tell you about that WAAF Driver didn't I? Might have been in another place of course ..... I get confused  confused:
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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #67 on: July 10, 2007, 03:31:04 PM »
. . . splash out on a bit of chrome
I thought that was only a Gentlemans activity?
I did tell you about that WAAF Driver didn't I? Might have been in another place of course ..... I get confused  confused:

You did tell us. More than once I think. ::)

Must have made a real impression on you. ;)
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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #68 on: July 10, 2007, 03:32:22 PM »
It's turned into one of those stories that he is going to trot out at the drop of a hat. That we will all be able to recite along with him.  sad24:

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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #69 on: July 10, 2007, 03:36:25 PM »
I don't have one.  sad24:
Yet.  eveilgrin:
I think Barman should be left in hospital until you have made at least one frivolous purchase of which he would not approve.

I made four the other day actually  lol: Debenhams had a sale in their nice clothes section and he'll never notice if we dont tell him eeek:

Excellent! It will be our little secret!  ;)

On the other hand Landlady could justify it by flogging Wenchy some old knick knacks to cover the cost as she seems to buy any old tat  point:
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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #70 on: July 10, 2007, 03:37:03 PM »
OI!  cussing:



































It only hurts because it's true.  sad24:

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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #71 on: July 10, 2007, 03:42:45 PM »
I think Barman should be left in hospital.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo...  sad24:
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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #72 on: July 10, 2007, 03:44:42 PM »
With all those nice nurses................
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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #73 on: July 10, 2007, 03:53:25 PM »
With all those nice nurses................
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss! cloud9:
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Re: Doing things the hard way
« Reply #74 on: July 10, 2007, 04:03:16 PM »
I am happy to keep running the bar for a bit longer. ;D

By the way, one of you was going to find out if there was a finishing time for 'Happy Hour'.
It seems to have been going on for several days now.
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