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Bikini Girl

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With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« on: July 08, 2007, 12:31:50 AM »
Gonna Be A Bear



In this life I?m a woman. In my next life I?d like to come back as a bear. When you?re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you?re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you?re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) whilst you?re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you?re a moma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you?re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2007, 01:49:34 PM »
And when it is all over, you make somebody a nice rug. ;)
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 01:56:24 PM »
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If you?re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.

Sounds like she is half way there!
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 07:45:30 AM »
I had to shave my legs at the weekend as they hadn't been on show due to the rain. Most unpleasant and required the cleaning of the bath afterwards.  redface:
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 08:15:20 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 09, 2007, 07:45:30 AM
I had to shave my legs at the weekend as they hadn't been on show due to the rain. Most unpleasant and required the cleaning of the bath afterwards.  redface:

 eeek:   What kind of person shaves - in the bath?  confused:
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2007, 08:19:01 AM »
I think we are prolly talking machete type activities here. Bath copes with the blood.
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 08:24:04 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 09, 2007, 08:15:20 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 09, 2007, 07:45:30 AM
I had to shave my legs at the weekend as they hadn't been on show due to the rain. Most unpleasant and required the cleaning of the bath afterwards.  redface:

 eeek:   What kind of person shaves - in the bath?  confused:
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Not legs obviously.
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2007, 08:27:28 AM »
I have an over the bath shower, not a walk in.  ::)
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2007, 08:35:33 AM »
OK!    Maybe it's time I ventured out for a reality check...   noooo:
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 10:30:21 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 09, 2007, 08:35:33 AM
OK!    Maybe it's time I ventured out for a reality check...   noooo:
You are in for a shock. noooo:
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 11:59:07 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 09, 2007, 08:35:33 AM
OK!    Maybe it's time I ventured out for a reality check...   noooo:

I hate to have to be the one to tell you but it bounced  drumroll:
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 12:02:04 PM »
Heavens above Wench, are you saying that your legs are as hairy as Bears arse?  eeek:
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Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2007, 02:07:26 PM »
Well,


I peeked....    scared2:


















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I don't think I'll bother again.
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