The condemned man ate a hearty meal

[Darwins Selection]

I've been offered lunch in the office dining room on Friday. Sort of departmental farewell before my op.

The chef has asked me what I would like. I'm thinking fish as I don't often do that for myself but...

any suggestions?

What would be your choice?

 

Lobster with artichoke hearts and asparagus.



For your last actual meal before the pre-surgery fast, why not have bubble and squeak with baked beans and garlic bread.

Oh how those jolly surgeons laugh at a gassy patient. 

[Barman]

I've been offered lunch in the office dining room on Friday. Sort of departmental farewell before my op.

The chef has asked me what I would like. I'm thinking fish as I don't often do that for myself but...

any suggestions?

What would be your choice?

 

Lobster with artichoke hearts and asparagus.



For your last actual meal before the pre-surgery fast, why not have bubble and squeak with baked beans and garlic bread.

Oh how those jolly surgeons laugh at a gassy patient. 

 

[Uncle Mort]

Thanks for the suggestions chaps. 

Uncle

You sound a traditional type of chap to me, how does roast beef, roast taters, yorkshire pudding, veg and gravy sound? Followed by apple crumble and custard

Fairly close, it's lamb rather than beef. Roast spuds and various roasted veggies. Some sort of treacle/sticky toffee/pecan pie to follow.

Oh how those jolly surgeons laugh at a gassy patient.

That explains the "nil by mouth" rule then. 

[Nick]

I hate ordering stuff in advance. You might feel like a curry or pizza tomorrow 

[Uncle Mort]

Maple and pecan pie has been made. 

[Darwins Selection]

Maple and pecan pie has been made. 

Don't forget to order a drink just in case. 

[Pirate]

Tsk DS...

 

[Uncle Mort]

Oh God! I think I've eaten (and drunk) too much. I'm going to go pop any second.

[Darwins Selection]

Oh God! I think I've eaten (and drunk) too much. I'm going to go pop any second.

Enjoy the memory until you are all repaired and ready for your next blow out. 

[Nick]

Oh God! I think I've eaten (and drunk) too much. I'm going to go pop any second.

Enjoy the memory until you are all repaired and ready for your next blow job. 

 

[Barman]

Oh God! I think I've eaten (and drunk) too much. I'm going to go pop any second.

Enjoy the memory until you are all repaired and ready for your next blow job. 

 

Tsk, tsk....