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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2010, 05:12:59 PM »
Initial nurse report ~ small and rotund.  eeek:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2010, 05:18:01 PM »
never mind...

How are you anyway...?  happy100

Did you know (I guess not) that you are the third VP member to use that IP address...?  rubschin:

Can your ticker stand interesting facts such as that?  eeek:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2010, 05:24:38 PM »
Small and rotund like Miss D?

Do you need food?
« Last Edit: March 09, 2010, 05:36:11 PM by Nick »
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2010, 05:37:00 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2010, 05:12:59 PM
Initial nurse report ~ small and rotund.  eeek:

So you have arrived and are 'connected' then?

Wonderful technology.


We shall continue to try and avoid making you laugh when the stitches are fresh.  ;)
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2010, 05:42:34 PM »
We should soon a open a special new Stitch Splitting Jokes thread. I have low hopes  noooo:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2010, 05:43:32 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 09, 2010, 05:07:15 PM
I seem to be in hospital

Good luck...Can I use the new Jag, just while you're in there like, well until you go back to work?
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2010, 05:44:13 PM »
Miss D is small and rotund?

Have ordered dinner ~ Chilli con carne and rice.

I've been chatting to the anesthetist, also the lovely Natelie (french) from the guch clinic.  eyes:
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2010, 05:45:13 PM »
Guch? Is that a typo?
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2010, 05:47:46 PM »
Grown Up Congenital Heart ~ GUCH

« Last Edit: March 09, 2010, 05:54:54 PM by Uncle Mort »
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2010, 05:53:50 PM »
And French Natalie  eyes:?

How is her bedside manner?
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2010, 05:57:04 PM »
perfect
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2010, 05:58:45 PM »
What's her number?
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2010, 06:07:23 PM »
You'd think I divulge it.
 
She's promised to visit me in ITU after the op.  happy088 - only trouble is I wont be looking my best.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2010, 06:11:37 PM »
Op tomorrow at 08:30 ~ might log in later this evening, if not see you all on the other side (so to speak)

Thanks for all the kind wishes.
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Re: The all new Uncle Mort's heart operation thread
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2010, 07:53:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2010, 05:24:38 PM
Small and rotund like Miss D?


You may be requiring an operation of your own soon  evil:

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