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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2010, 10:36:53 AM »
As I'm always a good boy there are problems there.
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2010, 12:11:57 PM »
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2010, 12:32:23 PM »
I was at a wedding in September (tel was there too). This morning on Facebook I read :-

"Danny C***** Wants everyone on here to know what a CHEATING BITCH LISA IS.....and also...this goes out to DAVE!!!! When i get hold of you, you little CUNT......YOUR FUNKIND DEAD.....PRISON OR NO PRISON!!!!!!!!

5 months. Can anyone beat that for the shortest duration?
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2010, 12:33:34 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 12, 2010, 12:32:23 PM
I was at a wedding in September (tel was there too). This morning on Facebook I read :-

"Danny C***** Wants everyone on here to know what a CHEATING BITCH LISA IS.....and also...this goes out to DAVE!!!! When i get hold of you, you little CUNT......YOUR FUNKIND DEAD.....PRISON OR NO PRISON!!!!!!!!

5 months. Can anyone beat that for the shortest duration?

Things will prolly be okay once he's killed Dave like...  cloud9:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2010, 12:35:15 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 12, 2010, 12:32:23 PM
I was at a wedding in September (tel was there too). This morning on Facebook I read :-

"Danny C***** Wants everyone on here to know what a CHEATING BITCH LISA IS.....and also...this goes out to DAVE!!!! When i get hold of you, you little CUNT......YOUR FUNKIND DEAD.....PRISON OR NO PRISON!!!!!!!!

5 months. Can anyone beat that for the shortest duration?

2 weeks

Friends I know from work . They got married , went on honeymoon and came back separated. She found out he was texting his mistress whilst on honeymoon

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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2010, 12:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 12, 2010, 12:35:15 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 12, 2010, 12:32:23 PM
I was at a wedding in September (tel was there too). This morning on Facebook I read :-

"Danny C***** Wants everyone on here to know what a CHEATING BITCH LISA IS.....and also...this goes out to DAVE!!!! When i get hold of you, you little CUNT......YOUR FUNKIND DEAD.....PRISON OR NO PRISON!!!!!!!!

5 months. Can anyone beat that for the shortest duration?

2 weeks

Friends I know from work . They got married , went on honeymoon and came back separated. She found out he was texting his mistress whilst on honeymoon



Is she known for being intolerant then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2010, 12:38:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 12, 2010, 12:35:15 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on February 12, 2010, 12:32:23 PM
I was at a wedding in September (tel was there too). This morning on Facebook I read :-

"Danny C***** Wants everyone on here to know what a CHEATING BITCH LISA IS.....and also...this goes out to DAVE!!!! When i get hold of you, you little CUNT......YOUR FUNKIND DEAD.....PRISON OR NO PRISON!!!!!!!!

5 months. Can anyone beat that for the shortest duration?

2 weeks

Friends I know from work . They got married , went on honeymoon and came back separated. She found out he was texting his mistress whilst on honeymoon



Mobile phones again - that's how my friend found out.
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2010, 12:38:28 PM »
Female mate of mine got married (I went to wedding) and the next week a woman turned up at the door with a baby. SHe had brought him to see "Daddy"  eeek:

It didn't go down too well for some reason  rubschin:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2010, 12:41:40 PM »
I was with someone for a few years until I discovered that he didn't actually just have a teenage child by his ex wife but a new born as well  rubschin:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2010, 12:43:18 PM »
 eeek:

I assume you axed him sharply.






You certainly know how to pick them  noooo:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2010, 12:45:47 PM »
I know ...but now I am to be saved by The Growler and Nick Advisory Service  rubschin:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2010, 12:48:53 PM »
Indeed  angel1 Have you considered becoming a lesbian?  rubschin:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2010, 12:58:45 PM »
Have been propositioned but it's not for me
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2010, 01:01:56 PM »
One of my (many) female flatmates (in about 1979 I think), exasperated by men once told me, "There ought to be a third sex."

After a long pause, she added, "But it must have a willy."

That about sums it up, I think.  rubschin:

Though there is scope for a fourth sex on analogous grounds.
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2010, 01:02:45 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 12, 2010, 12:58:45 PM
Have been propositioned but it's not for me

Not a groove you dig, huh?
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