I managed to hold on for 19 years first time round but it stretched out to 21 by the time the absolute came through (on the 21st Anniversary in fact) Mrs S#2 to be as she was stopped me sending the ex a gold watch suitably engraved. She even said a nice mantle clock with engraved plate was "going too far".
This time round I am coming up (June 22nd

) to 22 years.
Is this a record? Do I get a medal? Should I be put down for terminal stupidity?