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Offline Barman

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Re: Powerball
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2010, 12:55:31 PM »
When she is fit again I imagine she will insert the powerball in an appropriate BM orifice.

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She already told me to try putting it in my mouth...  noooo:

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You got the clue that she was less than impressed then?

Nah, I'm sure she'll love it....  whistle:
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Re: Powerball
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2010, 01:02:55 PM »
When she is fit again I imagine she will insert the powerball in an appropriate BM orifice.

 eeek:

She already told me to try putting it in my mouth...  noooo:

 point:

You got the clue that she was less than impressed then?

Nah, I'm sure she'll love it....  whistle:

Somehow I feel roses, champagne, perfume, lingerie, shoes, handbag, pashima, a subscription to her favourite magazine ... would all have been better ideas.
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Re: Powerball
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2010, 01:08:11 PM »
They'd be no use to BM though.....

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Re: Powerball
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2010, 01:19:27 PM »
Sometimes being a stoopid man and buying her flowers and undies/chocs etc because you can't think of anything else is actually the better idea.

What we see as a cool, whacky gift idea usually goes down like a lead balloon ~ particularly if it turns out to be something we want to play with.

The laydees want something a little more romantic than something to tone their muscles. Even if she is into keep fit she doesn't want her nearest and dearest saying, in effect, you are getting flabby, here's a nice exercise device I've bought you and LOOK I can do it too. Banghead
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Re: Powerball
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2010, 01:44:30 PM »
I learnt early on to buy Mrs Nick tat made out of silk and cashmere and stuff  noooo:

Regrettably I used to bung most of it in the washer on a double hot wash so that when it came out it would barely fit the cat  redface:
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