You took a Ladyboy with you into China? 
They're much cheaper out there 
No, I didn't ta- oh, what I mean is... oh you wouldn't believe me like... 
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Well...
I went to China to see a customer like...
Took one of my Engineers with me...
He was a big drinker so most nights I'd off to bed and he'd stay in the bar drinking Tsing Tao with the locals...
Anyhoo... this one night, I got a call at 2am "Mr. Barman! Mr. Jim has smashed up the bar"
It was clear that he'd been drugged in some way and I had to sit up with him all night making sure he didn't kill anybody...
They took him up to the room on one of those luggage dolly things...

Anyhoo... that's why I ended up watching The Game on telly in a hotel room in Beijing with another man.
OK?