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Miss Demeanour
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To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.
Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.
"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Powered by a computer under her soft silicone "skin," she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct "personalities," from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers' preferences.
"There's a tremendous need for this kind of product," said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.
Roxxxy won't be available for delivery for several months, but Hines is taking pre-orders through his Web site, TrueCompanion.com, where thousands of men have signed up.
Roxxxy's body is made from hypoallergenic silicone -- the kind of stuff in prosthetic limbs -- molded over a rigid skeleton. She cannot move on her own but can be contorted into almost any natural position. To create her shape, a female model spent a week posing for a series of molds.
The robot runs on a self-contained battery that lasts about three hours on one charge, Hines says. Customers can recharge Roxxxy with an electrical cord that plugs into her back.
A motor in her chest pumps heated air through a tube that winds through the robot's body, which Hines says keeps her warm to the touch. Roxxxy also has sensors in her hands and genital areas -- yes, she is anatomically correct -- that will trigger vocal responses from her when touched. She even shudders to simulate orgasm
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Re: $7000 for your ideal woman
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February 05, 2010, 09:10:12 AM »
I wonder if you can switch off the talking bit...?
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February 05, 2010, 09:12:21 AM »
Wot he said
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February 05, 2010, 09:42:12 AM »
So it's just the voice that is a problem eh
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Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2010, 10:02:32 AM
Yes, I wondered why they modelled it on the lightly talented Ms. Tate
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I see it also has a turn offable snoring feature
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Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2010, 12:43:21 PM
I see it also has a turn offable snoring feature
It needs to be snorting in the Tate case
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Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2010, 12:43:21 PM
I see it also has a turn offable snoring feature
Do you get those options when you're ordering then ?
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February 05, 2010, 02:27:14 PM »
On topic I think?
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February 05, 2010, 09:49:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 05, 2010, 12:43:21 PM
I see it also has a turn offable snoring feature
Casanunder?
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