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Offline Snoopy

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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2007, 07:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on July 05, 2007, 06:07:35 PM
Blimey!  I feel like I've just been to the pictures...... eeek:

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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2007, 08:28:29 PM »
Dear Valued Pub Attendees

Latest medical update on Barman is that all is much improved! He is looking much more rested and relaxed - must be the DRUGS!
I think he was quite amazed (and scared) that I'd violated his PC to send you all a status msg on his progress but I will play fair and not dig back into previous posts because after all what the isnt known isnt fretted over  noooo:
As for am I nice or not well of course I am otherwsie how would I have kept a hunk like the Barman interested for all these years (pass the bucket) and am I blond well yes but natural or not (that is ANOTHER question) and the colour of my underwear (you sad but nice old gits) its generally white or black (thong or lacy boxer) ....... so happy now  ::)
BarWench particulalry is hereby authoirsed as deputy head honcho.......so keep them all in order!
Reason for his malise - unkown at present - could have been the hubbly bubbly the previous week or the goat rescuing (sure he told you about that  eeek: - didnt he?)
Wont need the Kitten - thanks Snoopy and Bouncer - he actually has a passion for my female gyni lady who works from the same clinic - I think she's more interested in his bits than mine and OF COURSE he loves it so I have taken him in his 'lucky' underpants he case he does get lucky....
Bye for now
Love from Mrs Barman

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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2007, 08:31:34 PM »
Send some Poles there quick (female of course). They know how to handle these things eeek:
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2007, 09:29:54 PM »
Thanks for updating us. :)

Fancy joining up as yourself? I quite like you, in fact maybe you could just take over from BarMan full time!  ;)
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2007, 09:46:37 PM »
Poles handle what -vaulting? - or what what?
Join up myself BarWench I dont think that's allowed  cry:
Barmans secret world down in his cavernous basement is his own (scary perhaps but true)
I have heard so many good things from himself about this new brave virutal world and the previous (dare I mention it GOM virutal world - ahhhhh  scared2:) that I wouldnt DARE to intrude on regular basis!!!
Plus although I can use the emoticons (well what stuipd phutz cant?) I'm not a natural around this technology and because (get ready for the cheesy bit here) I know the Barman does enjoy his own time in the virtual arena so much I dont want to step in on his parade.....Its his world and yours not mine.
Anyway off to bed for now - got to take the dog to the vet's tomorrow morning as he has a manky ear (ugh!) -
Note to all DO get Barman to tell you about the goat rescue from the swimming pool the other night, quite amusing, over here they are obviously an endangered species as we'll bar=b=q anything!
Night night
Mrs. Barman

PS) Isn't it strange trying to use someone elses keyboard - how come suddenly all the *****ing keys are in the wrong place  ::)   
 
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2007, 11:05:13 PM »
She doesn't know  whistle:  Phew!

We will all wait here with bated breath for the next episode of "Little house on the prairie"

Except Nick of course, who has a disaster (or two) to create attend to...    8)

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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2007, 08:18:12 AM »
If our dear barman is unwell and hospitalised then we should all raise our glasses and wish him health, on the house.

I shall be happy to dispense free drinks to you all until he returns.

The less trusting side of me wonders at the sequence of events unfolding:

1. Barman refers to feeling unwell for a few days.
2. Barman goes into hospital.
3. "Mrs Barman" appears and writes messages to a similar, or higher, intelectual standard than Barman.

Do we have a covert surgical release of the 'inner woman' I ask?


Anyway, I am sure we all say get well soon to him and/or her. ;)
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2007, 08:32:12 AM »
FREE DRINKS!!!  eeek: Banghead cussing: eeek:
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2007, 09:38:07 AM »
Heaven Forfend!

The man is ill ~ do you want him bankrupt as well?
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2007, 10:40:01 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 06, 2007, 08:32:12 AM
FREE DRINKS!!!  eeek: Banghead cussing: eeek:

Why thank you Wenchy, I'll have a double Glenmorangie on ice please  eyes:
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2007, 10:42:00 AM »
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2007, 10:50:08 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 10:40:01 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 06, 2007, 08:32:12 AM
FREE DRINKS!!!  eeek: Banghead cussing: eeek:

Why thank you Wenchy, I'll have a double Glenmorangie on ice please  eyes:

 eeek: Never, ever, mix a good malt with ice!  eeek:
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2007, 10:52:58 AM »
Quote from: Marleys Ghost on July 06, 2007, 10:50:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 10:40:01 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 06, 2007, 08:32:12 AM
FREE DRINKS!!!  eeek: Banghead cussing: eeek:

Why thank you Wenchy, I'll have a double Glenmorangie on ice please  eyes:

 eeek: Never, ever, mix a good malt with ice!  eeek:
Correct.

In fact, never mix it with anything but a glass and your tonsils.
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2007, 10:54:24 AM »
Normally I wouldnt have the ice but the aircon here has locked on volcanic heat  noooo:
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Re: BARMAN IS UNWELL
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2007, 10:54:54 AM »
It's to make you buy more drink!  eveilgrin:
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