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Offline Pirate

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What happens when
« on: January 17, 2010, 07:29:06 PM »
you drop your sandwich on the floor?

Do you pick it up, dust it off give it a good blow and eat it...or throw it?
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2010, 07:31:27 PM »
Make another one ?

Definitely wouldn't pick it up off the floor ......unless it was to give to a pet or something  noooo:
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2010, 07:33:19 PM »
What if it was your kitchen floor?
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2010, 07:35:43 PM »
Yep - definitley not then  lol:
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2010, 07:38:14 PM »
If it was for my consumption I would bin it and make another. If I was back in a commercial kitchen it would go straight on a plate and out to the customer  whistle:
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2010, 07:41:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 17, 2010, 07:35:43 PM
Yep - definitley not then  lol:

What if it were the last piece of cake, or chocolate?
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2010, 07:42:26 PM »
Oh ...now you've entered dilemma territory  lol:
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2010, 07:43:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 07:38:14 PM
If it was for my consumption I would bin it and make another. If I was back in a commercial kitchen it would go straight on a plate and out to the customer  whistle:

Clean it off first, like
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2010, 07:47:54 PM »

Nah ~ just add a bit of chopped cress.

As for the cake question
Same rules apply only instead of cress use chocolate sprinkles or a shake of icing sugar.

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Re: What happens when
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2010, 07:57:46 PM »
We had some guests round last night... all met up in the kitchen, I got drinks...

One of the guests (who hadn't been to the house before) sat next to the bowl of dry cat food on the kitchen counter...

The cat food is on the counter because the dog hates the cats... regular visitors know this...

She thought it was nibbles....

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Re: What happens when
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2010, 07:59:26 PM »
At least it wasn't the cat litter
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2010, 08:02:44 PM »
People never learn it seems
http://www.messybeast.com/urbancat1.htm
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2010, 08:06:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2010, 07:57:46 PM
We had some guests round last night... all met up in the kitchen, I got drinks...

One of the guests (who hadn't been to the house before) sat next to the bowl of dry cat food on the kitchen counter...

The cat food is on the counter because the dog hates the cats... regular visitors know this...

She thought it was nibbles....

 happy001

We did that once  redface:
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Re: What happens when
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2010, 08:27:58 PM »
When my two eldest were ypound a package arrived along with polystrene packaging material that looked a little like 'Skips' a rather revolting prwan flavoured crisp thing.  I put said packaging in a bowl and encourage the children to eat it, this was prior to the 'molehill collecting episode' which also left them mentally scarred for life. eveilgrin:
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