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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2010, 11:04:38 AM »
I am only 54  cussing:
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2010, 11:09:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 11:04:38 AM
I am only 54  cussing:

So?  Shrugs:

You're an old fart that needs help putting his trollies on. ::)
Have you comsidered applying for a home help p'raps, being so incapable like?

Ventured out for your pint of milk and digestives yet?  scared2:
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2010, 11:11:06 AM »
Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2010, 11:15:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 11:11:06 AM
Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit


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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2010, 11:15:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 11:11:06 AM
Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit

Did you want to buy some grit then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2010, 11:16:33 AM »
Kerchingggg!  lol:
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2010, 11:16:48 AM »
So how do you put yours on. Hopping? Leaning? Sitting? Flamingo styleee?
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2010, 11:17:43 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 07, 2010, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 11:11:06 AM
Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit

Did you want to buy some grit then...?  rubschin:

And you. Hop, sit or lean?
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2010, 11:17:58 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 07, 2010, 11:16:33 AM
Kerchingggg!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

How much can you spare him...?
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2010, 11:25:04 AM »
Little grit, and now no binnies, lazy bastards. H & S dictates no doubt. cussing:
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2010, 11:26:40 AM »
If you're not going out I recommend:



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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2010, 11:27:26 AM »
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Other maimers and killers in the United Kingdom were almost equally surprising. Citing a recent report from the Department of Trade and Industry, Henderson warned Britons to be much more cautious while getting dressed in the morning. The number of folks injured by trousers, socks and tights climbed by almost 1,800 in 1999.

Trouser-related injuries alone climbed to 5,945 -- up from 5,137 --the report warned, accounting for almost five times as many injuries as chain saws during the same time period (1,207). Socks and tights caused 10,773 injuries, up from 9,843. The report said that falls resulting from attempting to dress too quickly were the major source of these injuries, followed closely by messy bedrooms.

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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2010, 11:44:21 AM »
I am only 49 and I fall over regularly.  redface: It's not the PG either. noooo:
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2010, 11:45:16 AM »
A wise vote Miss C!
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Re: Trouser query
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2010, 11:46:21 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 11:11:06 AM
Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit

And presumably no trousers point:
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