My ne keyboasrd

[Nick]

I asm typing properly asnd asccurastely like but it is dong this which is of course driving me insanse

Whast the fook can be wrosng with it likess

[Bar Wench]

I suggest it is probably a little more sensitive than your previous one and perhaps you need to stop banging at it with fists like bunches of bananas.

[Nick]

MTey name is nosts GROWLRT and I have noted trucks with babnandasa 

[Bar Wench]

Sausage like fingers then? Over indulge over the Christmas period?

[Nick]

Nosdfs It hssdfs s jusrtet starterd toer hasppeen 

ASnd now fookngdg Mrs Nick is basnginghd on the goffddoor douyveteless demasnding morwe fgluijds

[Uncle Mort]

Nosdfs It hssdfs s jusrtet starterd toer hasppeen 

fgluijds

You got me on that one. 

[Nick]

dOPEAS MNPMQWPMEONE HERE UNASASDERETASND FGOOKING QWEQWELASH

[Barman]

I suggest it is probably a little more sensitive than your previous one and perhaps you need to stop banging at it with fists like bunches of bananas.

 

I have missed you... 

[Nick]

Inmasd asmd getrting reaslly croasas noqw

[Bar Wench]

To think laterally for a moment. Why don't you just return to using the laptop keyboard?

[Barman]

To think laterally for a moment. Why don't you just return to using the laptop keyboard?

Because he is >>>> 

[Bar Wench]

To think laterally for a moment. Why don't you just return to using the laptop keyboard?

Because he is >>>> 

I thought he had plugged a new keyboard in to it?

[Barman]

To think laterally for a moment. Why don't you just return to using the laptop keyboard?

Because he is >>>> 

I thought he had plugged a new keyboard in to it?

Quite so Wenchy... I reckon he is just having a larf really... 

[Grumpmeister]

Just a thought but you didnt plug the keyboard into the mouse port perchance?   

If not, I suggested this in another thread, take all the keys off, shake the keyboard and then put them back again. 

[Miss Demeanour]

You are all up for shaking it about tonight